[Verse 1 - Sung, hurried and fretful] [Rhythm speeds up; the two trumpets start their counter-melodies] I’m in the Executive Tower, thirty floors above the street, Trying to focus on the memos, trying to be discreet. I was aiming the camera at a VP, who was whispering on the phone, [Sound effect: Luxurious, soft carpet footstep] But I tripped on the Persian rug—and shattered my cover stone! The lens flew through the window, aimed at the setting sun, It captured the entire horizon, my spying was undone! They called it "Breathtaking Freedom!" A commentary on greed! I got a bonus check for showing a beautiful, grassy weed!

[Chorus - Shouted, desperate and confused] Oh, I'm the accidental whistleblower, the spy who won't observe, My photos are magnificent, ignoring what they deserve! This secret conglomerate hired me, to document the deceit, But my shutter only captures landscapes, incredibly complete! [Claves tap rapidly, almost a distress signal] I try to snap an employee file, but I just get the blue, open sky! I'm failing at espionage, but my wallet gets too high!

[Verse 2 - Spoken, intensely paranoid] [Acoustic guitar becomes quieter, giving focus to the bass and vocals] (Manic Male Vocalist): The CEO, he cornered me, said, "We need proof of fraud, my friend!" I told him I was on the job, right up until the end! I was supposed to catch the cleaner, who was stealing Post-It notes, But I knocked over my coffee cup, right into my tailored coats! [Sound effect: Briefcase snapping shut] The camera, caught the reflection, in the highly polished floor, A stunning shot of chandeliers, and nothing, nothing more! They thought it was a statement on the shadowy corporate soul, I was just trying to mop up coffee, and regain my self-control!

[Bridge - Sung, rising panic, both trumpets screaming] [Both trumpets play a simultaneous, high-pitched, chaotic riff] I try to focus on the person, and their questionable deeds, But my camera finds the flower beds, and all the lovely seeds! They want the hidden financial scandal—the real, incriminating facts— I just give them a stunning mural, that somehow distracts! [Sound effect: Flashbulb popping once] I hear the sound of an alarm now, is it for the money or me? I only shot a picture of a really tall maple tree!

[Chorus - Shouted, highest volume and speed] Oh, I'm the accidental whistleblower, the spy who won't observe, My photos are magnificent, ignoring what they deserve! This secret conglomerate hired me, to document the deceit, But my shutter only captures landscapes, incredibly complete! [Claves tap furiously] I try to snap an employee file, but I just get the blue, open sky! I'm failing at espionage, but my wallet gets too high!