[instrumental intro]

You never expected to need his help today
But that crack is wide open, need to fill it right away
You can't wait another minute, get him on the phone.
Mr. Caulk, twenty-four seven will show up to your home.

He's a professional, no one can beat this man.
Always at the ready with his caulk there in his hand.
Show him where you want it, then he can do the rest.
Mr. Caulk will fill that hole, they say that he's the best!...

[Chorus]

Mr. Caulk...
He'll fill your crack
Mr. Caulk...
Both Front and back
No job too big, no job too small.
Call on Mr. Caulk to fix them all.

Mr. Caulk.....
(Mr. Caulk!)

[instrumental interlude]

You might get cheaper services
If you call around.
But Mr. Caulk, when he is done,
Won't leave mess on the ground.

He'll take his index finger,
And gently smooth the bead.
Bring friends over...watch them gaze and gawk.
Everyone's impressed when they see all of that caulk.

[Chorus]

Mr. Caulk...
He'll fill your crack
Mr. Caulk...
Both Front and back
No job too big, no job too small.
Call on Mr. Caulk to fix them all.

Mr. Caulk.....
(Mr. Caulk!)

[bridge]
Best quality products
Caulk that will delight
Mr. Caulk only...
Has the caulk that's white!

[Chorus]

Mr. Caulk...
He'll fill your crack
Mr. Caulk...
Both Front and back
No job too big, no job too small.
Call on Mr. Caulk to fix them all.

Mr. Caulk.....
(Mr. Caulk!)

Lay that thing down, son....
(Mr. Caulk)
(Mr. Caulk....)

[end]