Silk and satin, a perfect silhouette
Hair falls like honey, a silhouette you won't forget
You held the door, you called me "angel," your precious pet
Every whispered compliment is one I've gladly let
You never asked, just assumed the scene
A perfect little lady, your beauty queen
I played my part so sweet and clean
On this pastel-colored movie screen.

Your hands would wander, but never too low
A gentleman's promise, moving slow
But the night got deeper, and you wanted to know...
The final frontier where the sweet rivers flow.


Surprise, surprise!
Underneath the frills and the ocean-blue eyes
Surprise, surprise!
It's a different kind of package, a different prize
You reached for heaven but found a rocket ship
A little extra on the maiden's trip
Surprise, surprise!
Hope you like the grip, baby... Surprise!


Champagne bubbles and your eager lips
Leading to the bedroom, your final eclipse
You fumbled with my zipper, with confident fingertips
A journey south to complete your eclipse
But the map you read was missing a state
A territory you didn't anticipate
Your touch froze solid, it changed your fate
A whispered "What the...?" sealed the date.

[Sound drops to a deep, talking-sung part over a funky bassline]
You wanted a valley, a soft, tender mound.
You dug for treasure, but what have you found?
A secret that was never technically underground.
It was just... waiting for the right moment to stand its ground.
So what's the matter, boy? Cat got your tongue?
The song was sweet, but it's a different song that's being sung.


Surprise, surprise!
The princess has a scepter of a different size!
Surprise, surprise!
Wide-eyed and staring at the truth between my thighs
You came for cookies but found the sausage roll
A plot twist that's taken its toll
Surprise, surprise!
Still a beautiful soul, baby... SURPRISE!
You still have my flowers? They're lovely...
Maybe next time, ask before you call me "honey."