There was a line

Up the stairs

Didn't care

I'd outsmart the crowd

I would just find

Stuff online

Should be fine

Don't like waiting 'round

But then I checked

Shipping time

For my buys

This would take too long

{Aahh aahh}

So back I went

And I spent

Every cent

At the store with throngs

{Aahh aahh}

While I was there

Someone tried

Grabbing my

Merchandise to buy

I got so mad

That I pried

Loose the guy's

Hands and punched his eye

I didn't mean to lose my cool, Dear

It's just that Christmas Eve is too near

I didn't mean to be so stupid

I think the matcha made me do it

See, I was at the mall

And in that big food court

And I was feeling bliss

A place called out to me

With pictures I adored

And I could not resist

I asked for that

Creamy, foamy

{Greeny, only}

You can drink me

{Take me homey}

{Matcha, matcha}

{It said gotcha}

I swear the matcha made me do it

But I don't know if I can prove it

I heard the same

Christmas song

All day long

On the radio

{Dio, Dio}

Drove me insane

Was a drain

On the brain

Hit my stereo

{My stereo}

But I regret

My mistake

And the pain

I felt right away

And I had wrecked

A cassette

In the deck

From my college days

Oh ho

Can't sing along

As of late

To the greats

After such a break

Yeah, I was wrong

To just take

Out my rage

Guess I made my fate

I didn't mean to lose my cool, Dear

It's just that Christmas Eve is too near

I didn't mean to be so stupid

I think the matcha made me do it

See, I was at the mall

And in that big food court

And I was feeling bliss

A place called out to me

With pictures I adored

And I could not resist

I asked for that

Creamy, foamy

{Greeny, only}

You can drink me

{Take me homey}

Matcha matcha

{It said gotcha}

I swear the matcha made me do it

But I don't know if I can prove it

These Christmas lights

In my hand

Make me mad

They're all tangled up

Mmmm

I have to fight

To unwind

And unbind

Every kink and knot

Mmmm

I almost fell

When I tried

To just climb

Up a ladder at night

Elf on a Shelf's

How I felt

How the hell

Do I hang these lights?

I didn't mean to lose my cool, Dear

It's just that Christmas Eve is too near

I didn't mean to be so stupid

I think the matcha made me do it

See, I was at the mall

And in that big food court

And I was feeling bliss

A place called out to me

With pictures I adored

And I could not resist

I asked for that

{Creamy, foamy}

{Greeny, only}

{You can drink me}

{Take me homey}

{Matcha matcha}

{It said gotcha}

{I swear the matcha}

{Made me foamy}

{Cake me, munch and}

{Drink me, take me}

{Hate me}

{Matcha matcha}

{It said gotcha}

I swear the motcha made me do it

I swear the motcha made me do it