[Intro: Static noise, tape rewinding]
[Spoken Intro: Distorted Megaphone]
Attention all personnel. The space bureaucracy is now in effect.
Secure your aluminum foil helmets.

[Verse 1: Fast, energetic slap bass and driving synths]
Cardboard panels on the control deck
Foil antennas wrap around my neck
The Captain's pushing buttons on a disconnected screen
The weirdest operation that the cosmos ever seen!
Faded colors dripping from the atmospheric shield
Zero-G paperwork out on the battlefield!

[Pre-Chorus: Tempo building up, robotic backing vocals]
Stamping the papers! (Stamp! Stamp!)
Gravity is broken! (Float! Float!)
Six-foot-seven aura in a pixelated suit
Rebooting the system with a heavy metal boot!

[Chorus: Explosive, catchy 70s disco-punk, extremely melodic]
Welcome to the Circus in the sky!
Where the tape is grainy and the pigs can fly!
Retro-futuristic, we’re breaking the frame
Sigma in the vacuum, yeah we run this game!
Plug it in the socket, fire up the cardboard rocket!

[Verse 2: Glitchy beat, slightly absurd tone]
Lost the Wi-Fi somewhere near the moon
Playing ragged ragtime on a dusty synth balloon
Forms in triplicate, waiting in the line
Coffee machine's broken since nineteen-seventy-nine!
Angular dimensions, walking like a block
Punching in the card on the intergalactic clock!

[Bridge: Sudden Tempo Change - Epic Dark Gregorian Chant, no synths, pure choir]
Form... twenty-two... stroke... B...
You... must... sign...
For... all... eternity...

[Guitar Solo: Frenetic, distorted analog synth battling a funky slap bass]

[Chorus: Maximum energy, all instruments layered, 145 BPM]
Welcome to the Circus in the sky!
Where the tape is grainy and the pigs can fly!
Retro-futuristic, we’re breaking the frame
Sigma in the vacuum, yeah we run this game!

[Outro: Chaotic, glitching out, tape slowing down]
Skibidi the radar!
Unplug the TV box!
We're taking over... taking over...
[Tape snap effect]
[Silence]