In a far away land, once upon a time-

i believed in happily ever afters

but you only get a glimpse of the storyline-

all fairy tales really end in disasters

cinderella's prince was the opposite of charming

i don't know how anyone finds that story sweet

telling girls they don't fit the mold is straight up harming

and obviously he was only in it for- the- feet!

Beauty and the beast showed unhealthy power roles

he had anger problems and was too possessive

isolation and control were his true goals

no relationship should be that aggressive

Sleeping beauty, come on- it's not that deep

she wasn't distressed, just not feeling her best

kissing an unconscious lady makes you a creep

get some consent or you're- under- arrest!

Ariel!... you don't have to change who you are-

don't give up your voice just to be with a man!

you can do anything, you're a shooting star

if anybody disagrees, who gives a damn?

In a far away land, once upon a time

i believed in happily ever afters

but you only get a glimpse of the storyline

all fairy tales really end in disasters

at least tarzan shows his true colors for jane

he acts like an ape but she'll get him tame-

snow white ain't right- there's a whole list of problems there-

she's dying- you don't even know her name- and you wanna kiss her- where?!!

in a far away land, once upon a time

i believed in happily ever afters