The Carrot Prank (u’Tech Manifesto)
Artist Suggestion: uMurTa (Male Duo) Genre: French Rap /Hip-Hop with melodic loop BPM: 90 | Key: C Minor Detailed Style Description: A classy, hypnotic production inspired by French Rap aesthetics. The track is built on a catchy, melancholic Lo-Fi melodic loop—a dusty piano or a muted jazz guitar—repeated with a rhythmic Ska "upbeat" accent. The drums are laid-back but crisp, creating a "cool" and effortless vibe. uMurTa’s delivery is smooth, half-spoken, and sophisticated, channeling the charisma of a Parisian street philosopher. The contrast between the relaxed, chic melody and the sharp, satirical lyrics about "carrot lips" creates a unique artistic tension. It feels like a high-fashion stroll through the rain, observing the absurdity of trends with an expensive, detached smile.
The Carrot Prank (u’Tech Manifesto)
Artist Suggestion: uMurTa (Male Duo) Genre: French Rap /Hip-Hop with melodic loop BPM: 90 | Key: C Minor Detailed Style Description: A classy, hypnotic production inspired by French Rap aesthetics. The track is built on a catchy, melancholic Lo-Fi melodic loop—a dusty piano or a muted jazz guitar—repeated with a rhythmic Ska "upbeat" accent. The drums are laid-back but crisp, creating a "cool" and effortless vibe. uMurTa’s delivery is smooth, half-spoken, and sophisticated, channeling the charisma of a Parisian street philosopher. The contrast between the relaxed, chic melody and the sharp, satirical lyrics about "carrot lips" creates a unique artistic tension. It feels like a high-fashion stroll through the rain, observing the absurdity of trends with an expensive, detached smile.
Lyrics
(Over a deep, atmospheric loop with vinyl crackle)
«I’m watching the city lights... and I see the trends come and go like ghosts. I appreciate the craft. I respect the architecture of a Gucci blouse, the weight of Tiffany on a wrist. I know the language of luxury. I understand the code. But sometimes... sometimes the industry just plays a game with us. A little test to see how far we’ll go for a "must-have" look. It’s a prank, really... and most people just follow the laugh.»
Verse 1
Hydro-Bob reflects the neon light
Cyber Emerald shadows, burning bright
Gucci silk is flowing like a stream
Tiffany Lock, a diamond-studded dream
I see the Bottega leather, sharp and clean
The finest silhouette I’ve ever seen
uMurTa knows the stitch, I know the grain
I respect the history, the brand, the reign
Chorus
But then I see the prank, the stylists’ cruel design
A shade of neon carrot that’s crossing every line
You’re flawless in your Tiffany, a masterpiece of art
But those carrot lips are tearing the aesthetic apart
Yeah, they told you it’s the trend, the color of the year
But it’s a mockery of beauty, let me make it clear
Verse 2
Fendi bag is swinging, rhythmic and slow
In the cloud of Santal 33, you glow
You’ve mastered every rule, you’ve passed the test
In high-tech luxury, you are the best
But why this orange mask? This vibrant trick?
A fashion fever that is making me sick
The industry is laughing at the feminine grace
Painting a carrot on a perfect face
Bridge
The loop is spinning round, a hypnotic sound
While the soul of fashion is nowhere to be found
I value the class, I value the taste
But the carrot lips are such a stylish waste
A prank on the women, a test of the soul
How did this orange take total control?
Outro
(Loop fades, leaving only the melodic piano)
uMurTa sees the Gucci... I see the soul.
But the carrot lips... that’s where you lose it all.
Mirror of the soul? Not in this shade.
Just a trend... just a prank they made.
Stay refined. Don’t get caught.