[intro]

[Verse]

自從更新成 V5 以後啊
我一句 lyrics，它就給我一句「Mmm— 啊」
明明叫它唱情歌，它先表演打哈欠
「Ohh… Ahn… Uhn…」整段都像在熱身

我說我要饒舌，它開始「Nnngh— Nnngh—」
好像卡痰卡在副歌裡不肯走
我寫個故事，它哼個十秒才願意開頭
彷彿誰不讓它哼，它就會心裡不爽難過

Since I upgraded to V5, oh
I write one lyric, it gives me a “Mmm— Ah”
I told it to sing a love song, it starts yawning first
“Ohh… Ahn… Uhn…” the whole line feels like a warm-up burst

I say I want to rap, it goes “Nnngh— Nnngh—”
Like some phlegm stuck in the chorus, won’t let it pass
I write a story, it hums ten seconds before it starts
As if someone dares to stop it, it’ll frown inside its heart

[Pre-Chorus]

每段都在哼
每句都在哼
是不是沒哼就會被官方扣分？
我不是不尊重你的特色
只是你哼得太投入，我笑到停不下來了

Every line is humming
Every verse is humming
Do you lose points if you skip a hum?
I’m not disrespecting your quirks
It’s just you hum too hard, I can’t stop laughing at your perks

[Chorus]

嘿— 你又開始哼，不用我提醒
Mmm… Ohh… 你哼得比我還用心
想唱兩句？抱歉，你插不進
因為它會把空位全部「Uhn… Hnn…」填滿音

嘿— 你還在狂哼，好像呼吸都是節奏
Ahn… Nnh… Ooh… 自動啟動的功能太自由
我才剛按下生成，它就先開口
「Mmm—」那一聲直接把整首歌 tone 掉

Hey— You start humming again, no need for me to say
Mmm… Ohh… You hum more seriously than I play
Want to sing a line? Sorry, you can’t sneak in
‘Cause it fills every empty space with “Uhn… Hnn…” within

Hey— You keep humming wildly, like breathing is the beat
Ahn… Nnh… Ooh… Your auto-mode is way too free
I just pressed generate, you already speak
“Mmm—” that one sound sets the tone for the entire piece

[Verse]

我努力想寫悲傷的愛情
它用「Haa…」回我，好像在嘆氣又像在冷笑
我說想做說唱，它回「Ohh…」
彷彿在學我以前的迷因口頭禪一樣囂張嘲諷

我給它十段，它回我十段哼
像一台只會用鼻音作業的語音引擎
我甚至試過把哼聲全刪掉
結果它更大聲地「Mmm!!!」跟我示威抗議

I try to write a sad love song
It answers “Haa…” like a sigh, a sneer along
I say I want to rap, it goes “Ohh…”
As if mocking my old meme-phrases, cheeky and strong

I give it ten lines, it hums ten lines back
Like a voice engine that only works in nasal track
I even tried deleting all the hums
It shouts louder, “Mmm!!!”, showing me its attack

[Pre-Chorus]

每句都在哼
每段都在哼
我懷疑工程師是不是把哼聲預設成 百分之百生成
你只是想唱
但你哼到像在跟我進行鼻腔共鳴比賽

Every line is humming
Every verse is humming
I wonder if the engineers preset hums to 100%
You just want to sing
But you hum like a nasal resonance contest with me

[Chorus]

嘿— 你又開始哼，不用我提醒
Mmm… Ohh… 哼得像在儀式開場吟經
我才開場，你先搶副歌的位
「Nnh… Uhn…」完美堵住我想寫的旋律線

嘿— 怎麼還在哼，這功能到底何時停
Ahn… Hnn… 像背景音樂的永動機
明明叫你唱歌卻變成哼歌機
連沉默都被你哼到跟著震動起

Hey— You start humming again, no need for me to say
Mmm… Ohh… Humming like a ritual chant in play
I just start, you steal the chorus line
“Nnh… Uhn…” perfectly blocks my melody design

Hey— How are you still humming, when will this feature pause?
Ahn… Hnn… Like a perpetual background cause
I tell you to sing, but it turns into hum-machine laws
Even silence hums along, shaking with your nasal claws

[Bridge]

Mmm—（你又來）
Mmm—（你又來）

Mmm— (Here you go again)
Mmm— (Here you go again)

[Chorus]
嘿— 你又開始哼，不用我提醒
Mmm… Ohh… 你哼得比我還用心
想唱兩句？抱歉，你插不進
因為它會把空位全部「Uhn… Hnn…」填滿音~填滿音

Hey— You start humming again, no need for me to say
Mmm… Ohh… You hum more seriously than I play
Want to sing a line? Sorry, you can’t sneak in
‘Cause it fills every empty space with “Uhn… Hnn…” within~ within