[verse]
born in a manger, but don't let that fool ya,
i'm trailer park jesus, and i'll straight up school ya.
nepo-baby, yeah, i'm god's own son,
but i'm here in the dirt, and i'm havin' some fun.
turning water to whiskey, 'cause fuck that old wine,
got an illegal still, and the booze is divine.
walkin' on water? nah, i'm draggin' through mud,
spreading fear and chaos, with a twist of blood.

[chorus]
i'm the son of god, but i ain't no saint,
i'll fuck with your life and laugh while you faint.
trailer park jesus, with a crown of wire,
i'll burn down your world just to light my fire.
miracles? bitch, they're my toys to play,
i'll ruin your life just to brighten my day.

[verse]
fed five thousand with loaves and some fish?
hell, i'll take your food, and leave you to wish.
leprosy? i'll cure it if the price is right,
but cross me, bitch, and you'll burn in the night.
i ain't here to save, i'm here to raise hell,
got a hollowed out bible full of drugs to sell.
beg for salvation, i'll watch you fall,
'cause trailer park jesus ain't hearin' your call.

[bridge]
i'm the king of this dump, and i wear my scars,
from the stigmata of life to these endless bars.
got a cross in my yard, but it's just for show,
'cause the only thing i worship is the chaos i sow.

[chorus]
i'm the son of god, but i ain't no saint,
i'll fuck with your life and laugh while you faint.
trailer park jesus, with a crown of wire,
i'll burn down your world just to light my fire.
miracles? bitch, they're my toys to play,
i'll ruin your life just to brighten my day.

[breakdown]
i turned water to blood, just to see you scream,
and i'll walk into hell like it's just a dream.
i've seen the end times, and i'll bring 'em soon,
with a six pack of beer and a harvest moon.

[outro]
so bow down, bitch, 'cause i'm here to stay,
trailer park jesus, in the light of day.
no cross can hold me, no faith can bind,
i'm the son of god, and i've lost my mind.
miracles and curses, they're one and the same,
in this fucked up world, you'll remember my name.