Who is this Amelia?
(I don't know! Let's find out!)

Amy, oh Amy...
(Ooooooooooooh)

Amelia, sing to me your sweet sweet serenade
I just wish you could not throw me under the shade
Amelia, who are you in this marching crusade?
Who're you and who am I? Why can't you be my maid?!

Oh oh Amelia... Amelia...
At least you're not Cecelia...
(Wait, wait, who is Cecelia?)

Amelia, Cecelia, it's all the same
In this gigantic whole twisted game of life
Being me is nothing but an endless strife
Why can't you just be my dear beautiful WIFE?!

I plead, don't leave me be
Why can't we be full of glee
Instead I'm feeling crappy
Amelia you have betrayed meee!!

Amelia...
(Ohhh...)

I love you, Amelia...
(Even though I do not know who you are)

Amelia, you just have no singing skills
But you're better at my lyricking skills
Be together under the shining moon
Because I cannot help but simply goon!!

(God I can't help but goon...)
(Ohhh...)

Sorry, okay that was really creepy
Amelia, please don't get so very weepy
I just want someone as pathetic as me
Cecilia can't compare, neither can Kylie!

Amelia, Cecelia, it's all the same
In this gigantic whole twisted game of life
Being me is nothing but an endless strife
Why can't you just be my dear beautiful WIFE?!

I plead, don't leave me be
Why can't we be full of glee
Instead I'm feeling crappy
Amelia you have betrayed meee!!

What do you mean Amelia doesn't exist?! UGH!!!
You got me excited for nothing...

[Instrumental]

[ <3 Thanks for listening! <3 ]