Baby, you’re the reason I’ve been Googlin’ “how to flirt”

I’m the human version of a pop‑up ad for discount shirts

You walk in the room and my brain hits “buffering” again

I’m smooth like sandpaper, but I try real hard, amen

You got that sweet‑and‑spicy combo like a late‑night drive‑thru feast

And I’m the girl who orders everything then drops the fries at least

So let’s do it like two snacks in a vending machine

Stuck together, falling down, making everyone scream

Let’s do it like a wink that you weren’t supposed to see

Accidentally sexy with a side of “who, me?”

Man, you’re hotter than my laptop when it’s sitting on my bed

You’re the reason all my neurons keep declaring code red

I’m the queen of awkward timing, princess of saying too much

But you still laugh at all my jokes, even the ones that need a crutch

You’re the limited‑edition flavor that they never bring back twice

And I’m the girl who buys a dozen bags and still forgets the price

So let’s do it like two snacks in a vending machine

Stuck together, falling down, making everyone scream

Let’s do it like a wink that you weren’t supposed to see

Accidentally sexy with a side of “who, me?”

Let’s get weird like a coupon for romance that expired in ’09

Let’s get wild like a playlist full of songs that shouldn’t rhyme

Let’s get close like two magnets that pretend they don’t attract

But the moment no one’s lookin’, they snap together — impact

You’re the snack that smiles back, I’m the snack that tries to wink

You’re the classy cocktail, I’m the questionable drink

But mix us up together and the chaos turns to gold

We’re the perfect kind of stupid that never gets old

So let’s do it like two snacks in a vending machine

Stuck together, falling down, making everyone scream

Let’s do it like a wink that you weren’t supposed to see

Accidentally sexy with a side of “who, me?”

Yeah, we’re the clumsy kind of lovers that the movies never show

But baby, when we crash together, it’s a beautiful fiasco