My Mom Knows Everything
comedic funk-rap song at 110 BPM in G minor, witty male vocal with fast rhythmic phrasing and warm tone, funky live bass, drum kit groove, clean rhythm guitar, brass stabs, handclaps, and light percussive accents, humorous storytelling about a wise mom, energetic extended mix with instrumental solo and vocal ad-libs, positive family vibe [comedic funk hip-hop] [feel-good OPM-inspired groove] [extended playful outro]
My Mom Knows Everything
comedic funk-rap song at 110 BPM in G minor, witty male vocal with fast rhythmic phrasing and warm tone, funky live bass, drum kit groove, clean rhythm guitar, brass stabs, handclaps, and light percussive accents, humorous storytelling about a wise mom, energetic extended mix with instrumental solo and vocal ad-libs, positive family vibe [comedic funk hip-hop] [feel-good OPM-inspired groove] [extended playful outro]
Lyrics
Intro
Hey kid, it’s morning now
The sun won’t wait, get moving somehow
Don’t lie around with nothing to do
That’s my mom, always telling the truth
Verse 1
Wake up call before the dawn
Coffee’s cold, she says I took too long
Her voice rings out like a microphone
Laundry’s waiting, put that phone down, son
Plates unwashed, shoes in a pile
“Clean your mess, I’ve been patient awhile”
Fan’s still spinning, air’s not cool
“Fix that thing before I lose my cool”
Pre-Chorus
She’s got timing like a ticking clock
Knows my thoughts before I talk
“How’d you know?” I ask, amazed
She just smirks, “Moms are made that way”
Chorus
My mom knows everything
No secret lasts, no silent thing
When she says no, you better believe
She’s karma in an apron sleeve
Verse 2
“Did you eat?” she says, “Not yet”
“Put that phone away, don’t forget”
Every word, she’s two steps ahead
“Don’t talk back, just do what I said”
“I’m tired,” she sighs, “but you’re on my mind”
Then comes a chore, right on time
“Water the plants, fold your clothes
Before your favorite show”
Pre-Chorus
She prays before the meal begins
Then lectures the news for everyone’s sins
Talks to the screen like it talks back
Then says, “When will you learn to save, Jack?”
Chorus
My mom knows everything
No secret lasts, no silent thing
When she says no, you better believe
She’s karma in an apron sleeve
Verse 3
She’s got powers, like Wi-Fi
Even when I lie, she reads my eyes
She’s got a radar in her heart
“Don’t even try, I know your part”
She’s got degrees in suspicion and love
Drama queen sent from above
If I’m quiet, “Something’s wrong with you”
If I’m smiling, “Who’d you run off to?”
Bridge
My mom’s a human polygraph
Reads the room then makes me laugh
If I mess up, sermon time
If I do well, “That’s my line”
Fail the test, “Didn’t study right”
Pass it, “That’s my child, that’s right”
Legendary, that’s no lie
She’s got a third eye in her mind
Final Chorus
My mom knows everything
No secret lasts, no silent thing
When she says no, you better believe
She’s karma in an apron sleeve
My mom, no one compares
Loud but gentle, always cares
When she’s gone, the silence stings
So I laugh and love all her little things
Outro
“Eat first, dear, before you go”
Thanks, Ma, I love you so