Lyrics written by DNormous



[Verse 1]
Woke up Friday morning girlfriend hipster thong bikini
Got the Five A M grump grump but no time to be a meany
Kick flip out of bed on my sleepy time long board
Call up the goobers to find out what’s the word

They said

[Chorus]
Ah…
Maelstrom…
Ah…
Maelstrom…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
MAELSTROM!!!!!

Sheeeeeeww!

[instrument break]

[Verse 2]
Seven Jacks and Stacies nuts to butts in the Volkswagen
Boards stacked on the roof like Waterworld’s about to happen
Tide is whirlin’ angry sky’s firin off its static
Poseidon’s so pissed off even the fishies start to panic

They said

[Chorus]
Ah…
Maelstrom…
Ah…
Maelstrom…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
MAELSTROM!!!!!

Sheeeeeeww!

[instrument break]

[Verse 3]
Toe pads pound the sand before the boards start lickin salt
Bee lining the horizon like reverse D Day assault
Then a wave so demonic I accepted Jesus as my Lord
Swallowed Paul and Bonnie while I polluted my shorts (yeuck!)

[instrument break]

[Chorus]
Ah…
Maelstrom…
Ah…
Maelstrom…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
MAELSTROM!!!!!

Sheeeeeeww!

[Verse 4]
Then the waves converged til they were sixteen stories high
I asked if there was any chance I could just hang five
My whip snapped in two pieces like free Olive Garden bread
Then a rock lobster swam up and on God this what he said

He said

[Chorus]
Ah…
Maelstrom…
Ah…
Maelstrom…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
MAELSTROM!!!!!

[Final Chorus]
Ah…
Maelstrom…
Ah…
Maelstrom…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…

Ah-ah
MAELSTROMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!