Lyrics by DNormous

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“And so next, you… wait. that’s not right… hang on”
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…[break]
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“And then if I remember correctly, you… gah.”


[chorus]
If somethin’s broke and needs a mend
Trust D. I. Y. with G’lurr & friends!

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…[break]
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“Don’t put the wire like this, or when you close it… oh no…”
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…[break]

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“See how the.. uhh… the um… see how this doesn’t click anymore when I press it?”

[chorus]
If somethin’s broke and needs a mend
Trust D. I. Y. with G’lurr & friends!


[instrumental section]

“I think I did something wrong here… oh, there… there goes the warranty….”
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…[break]

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“…so just tape the breaker down like… what’s that smell…? oh no oh no no no no.”

[chorus]
If somethin’s broke and needs a mend
Trust D. I. Y. with G’lurr & friends!

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…[break]

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“Be very careful that you don’t drop the screw or… or that happens…”
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…[break]

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“And that is why we check the O ring specs before launch… really should have… my goodness...”
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“Lord, have mercy on my soul.”