Foolproof
Dark Country, bluegrass, female[Whispered Singing, Powerful Belting, Switching Vocal Tones, Rough & Gritty], melancholic harmonica, building an atmosphere of mystery and unease, Great Lyrics
LamentedGlory411·3:13
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Foolproof
Dark Country, bluegrass, female[Whispered Singing, Powerful Belting, Switching Vocal Tones, Rough & Gritty], melancholic harmonica, building an atmosphere of mystery and unease, Great Lyrics
Creator: LamentedGlory411Release Date: June 24, 2025
Lyrics
(Verse 1)
In every office, every town, there's a legend going 'round,
Of a woman named Sue, with a briefcase so neat,
Selling policies, bitter and sweet.
**Whole Life**, **Supplemental**, she'd make them all see,
The need for protection, for you and for me.
They'd walk in just looking, then sign on the line,
Her secret, a mystery, truly divine.
(Chorus)
Oh, what's her secret? Is it cheeky and sly?
Or something more sinister, behind her calm eye?
She'd talk them through **Health**, she'd talk them through **Term**,
Leaving them smiling, with policies firm.
From **Long Term Care** to a simple good-bye,
No one could resist her, however they'd try.
(Verse 2)
The men in the break room, they'd scratch at their heads,
"How does she do it?" is what often was said.
"Is it hypnosis? A magical charm?
She sells even burial, keeping folks warm!"
They'd watch her intently, for any small slip,
But her pitch was so smooth, right off of her lip.
She'd make you feel safe, secure and so free,
With a policy tailored, just perfectly.
(Chorus)
Oh, what's her secret? Is it cheeky and sly?
Or something more sinister, behind her calm eye?
She'd talk them through **Health**, she'd talk them through **Term**,
Leaving them smiling, with policies firm.
From **Long Term Care** to a simple good-bye,
No one could resist her, however they'd try.
(Bridge)
Some thought it her smile, so genuine and bright,
Others, her knowledge, day and through night.
Perhaps it was coffee, she brewed strong and true,
Or the stories she'd tell, of what policies do.
The rivals would grumble, their sales stuck in place,
While Sue just kept winning, with effortless grace.
(Chorus)
Oh, what's her secret? Is it cheeky and sly?
Or something more sinister, behind her calm eye?
She'd talk them through **Health**, she'd talk them through **Term**,
Leaving them smiling, with policies firm.
From **Long Term Care** to a simple good-bye,
No one could resist her, however they'd try.
(Outro)
The mystery deepened, year after year,
Until one quiet morning, the answer was clear.
A tiny small print, on a flyer so plain,
Her secret, so simple, it caused no more pain.
On every single form she'd unfold,
She'd always include a **puppy picture**, bold!
With big, pleading eyes, and a wagging small tail,
No one could say no, her charm would prevail!
In every office, every town, there's a legend going 'round,
Of a woman named Sue, with a briefcase so neat,
Selling policies, bitter and sweet.
**Whole Life**, **Supplemental**, she'd make them all see,
The need for protection, for you and for me.
They'd walk in just looking, then sign on the line,
Her secret, a mystery, truly divine.
(Chorus)
Oh, what's her secret? Is it cheeky and sly?
Or something more sinister, behind her calm eye?
She'd talk them through **Health**, she'd talk them through **Term**,
Leaving them smiling, with policies firm.
From **Long Term Care** to a simple good-bye,
No one could resist her, however they'd try.
(Verse 2)
The men in the break room, they'd scratch at their heads,
"How does she do it?" is what often was said.
"Is it hypnosis? A magical charm?
She sells even burial, keeping folks warm!"
They'd watch her intently, for any small slip,
But her pitch was so smooth, right off of her lip.
She'd make you feel safe, secure and so free,
With a policy tailored, just perfectly.
(Chorus)
Oh, what's her secret? Is it cheeky and sly?
Or something more sinister, behind her calm eye?
She'd talk them through **Health**, she'd talk them through **Term**,
Leaving them smiling, with policies firm.
From **Long Term Care** to a simple good-bye,
No one could resist her, however they'd try.
(Bridge)
Some thought it her smile, so genuine and bright,
Others, her knowledge, day and through night.
Perhaps it was coffee, she brewed strong and true,
Or the stories she'd tell, of what policies do.
The rivals would grumble, their sales stuck in place,
While Sue just kept winning, with effortless grace.
(Chorus)
Oh, what's her secret? Is it cheeky and sly?
Or something more sinister, behind her calm eye?
She'd talk them through **Health**, she'd talk them through **Term**,
Leaving them smiling, with policies firm.
From **Long Term Care** to a simple good-bye,
No one could resist her, however they'd try.
(Outro)
The mystery deepened, year after year,
Until one quiet morning, the answer was clear.
A tiny small print, on a flyer so plain,
Her secret, so simple, it caused no more pain.
On every single form she'd unfold,
She'd always include a **puppy picture**, bold!
With big, pleading eyes, and a wagging small tail,
No one could say no, her charm would prevail!