Loitsu on Tosi Hauskaa (Velhon Tanssi) by Golem
[Style: Finnish Turbo-Folk Rave. A bizarrely catchy and euphoric fusion of Country, Rave, and Funk. The sound of a lazy but powerful wizard from an 8-bit RPG throwing a world-ending party because he's bored. Incredibly danceable, incredibly strange, and unforgettable.] [Music: An aggressive hybrid. A simple, insanely catchy acoustic banjo riff loops relentlessly over a pounding four-on-the-floor hardstyle kick drum. The track is dominated by a monstrous, filthy, and super-groovy funk bassline that acts as the real lead instrument. Shimmering, psychedelic trance arpeggios create a euphoric, hypnotic atmosphere.] [Vocals: The lead vocal is a friendly, slightly robotic, 8-bit narrator voice. He delivers the lyrics in simple, cheerful Finnish, creating a hilarious and unsettling contrast with the song's apocalyptic theme. The lyrics are a "lazy wizard's diary," full of RPG slang.]
Loitsu on Tosi Hauskaa (Velhon Tanssi) by Golem
[Style: Finnish Turbo-Folk Rave. A bizarrely catchy and euphoric fusion of Country, Rave, and Funk. The sound of a lazy but powerful wizard from an 8-bit RPG throwing a world-ending party because he's bored. Incredibly danceable, incredibly strange, and unforgettable.] [Music: An aggressive hybrid. A simple, insanely catchy acoustic banjo riff loops relentlessly over a pounding four-on-the-floor hardstyle kick drum. The track is dominated by a monstrous, filthy, and super-groovy funk bassline that acts as the real lead instrument. Shimmering, psychedelic trance arpeggios create a euphoric, hypnotic atmosphere.] [Vocals: The lead vocal is a friendly, slightly robotic, 8-bit narrator voice. He delivers the lyrics in simple, cheerful Finnish, creating a hilarious and unsettling contrast with the song's apocalyptic theme. The lyrics are a "lazy wizard's diary," full of RPG slang.]
Lyrics
Singer: A friendly, slightly robotic, 8-bit narrator voice, singing in Finnish
Intro: The catchy banjo riff plays alone. A synth arpeggio fades in. The massive rave-funk beat drops with immense force
[Verse 1)
Kaapu päällä, fiilis jees
Loitsukirja, oon pro-gees
Mana vähän vähissä
Mut piirrän ympyrän lattiaan
Portaali auki, sipsit esillä
Parhaat bileet ikinä!
Chorus
Hei, loitsu on tosi hauskaa!
Nää on bileet Muinaiselle!
Valot vilkkuu, basso jytää!
Sielu menee, saadaan ikuinen uni!
Kädet ilmaan, huuda nimeä!
Maailmanloppu on siistein peli!
Verse 2
Pukukoodi "juhlavampi"
Taivaan kauhulle, ooh fancy
Juomiin laitoin buffin
Jotta ois rohkeempi olo, uffin
Vieras saapuu pian, jee
Iso lepakko-pomo, se on se
Oon vähän väsynyt näihin duuneihin
Joten... tervetuloa!
Chorus
Hei, loitsu on tosi hauskaa!
Nää on bileet Muinaiselle!
Valot vilkkuu, basso jytää!
Sielu menee, saadaan ikuinen uni!
Kädet ilmaan, huuda nimeä!
Maailmanloppu on siistein peli!
Bridge
The music softens, banjo and synth pad remain. The narrator's voice is cheerful
Kirja sanoi "näät Valon"...
Mut tää on pimeetä... aika lailla.
Valo on niin kirkas, näyttää kuopalta...
No jaa. Kai tää on tässä.
Instrumental Break
An insane duel between the Golem's filthy funk bass, the frantic banjo, and the psychedelic synth arpeggios
Chorus
Hei, loitsu on tosi hauskaa!
Nää on bileet Muinaiselle!
Valot vilkkuu, basso jytää!
Sielu menee, saadaan ikuinen uni!
Kädet ilmaan, huuda nimeä!
Maailmanloppu on siistein peli!
Outro
The beat and banjo fade out, leaving a final synth arpeggio that glitches and dies
Narrator Voice
Pitkä lepo... aloitettu.