[Verse]
Drunk Amish Mormon out of his mind
He counts to ten but still sees nine
He's got a grin that shines like the sun
Till he trips and falls after having fun

[Verse 2]
His day job's standing strong at the door
He nods hello they've seen him before
But evenings twist him into a haze
Ten beers down he's lost in the maze

[Chorus]
Oh he’s the doorman by the light of the day
But come the night he can’t find his way
Stumbling round like a spinning top
Drunk Amish Mormon never stops

[Verse]
Mornings come with a headache's sting
Sunrise pulls him back to the ring
Nods goodbye as they walk through the door
Hiding secrets from the day before

[Bridge]
Holding on to his shreds of pride
Balancing life like a reckless ride
Tip of the hat and a faded smile
Living wild for just a while

[Chorus]
Oh he’s the doorman by the light of the day
But come the night he can’t find his way
Stumbling round like a spinning top
Drunk Amish Mormon never stops