Walk in the room like

“Who let the snack out?”

Short shorts

Sun on the thighs now

Grease on my fingers

Shine on my legs

You look nervous

Watching me flex

You say you tough

You say you bad

But you ain’t ready

For all this slam

You talk that talk

I got this plan

Step in the ring

Meet the

Bare hams

I’m gonna getchu with my bare hams

Wobble when I walk

That’s a body slam

You better run when the beat goes BAM

Bare hams

I’m gonna getchu with my bare hams

Shake it in your face like a battle chant

You in danger when I start that dance

Oil on the skin

That shimmer

That glow

I pivot

I spin

You duckin’ too slow

I feint to the left

You flinch to the right

Two-step

Cheek check

Goodnight

Close up

Slow cam

You see the shadow of the

Ham

Crowd scream

You don’t stand a chance

Three

Two

One

Ham dance