Can some aliens come get me

I'm finished with the human race

Please beam me up on board your craft

And blast me into outer space

There's no reason to stay

Too much evil and corruption

I've got all my bags packed

I'm just waiting for my abduction

I'll bring adoption papers

So you can officially own me

When you find out how great I am

You'll probably want to clone me

So hurry up and fetch me

Take me off this wretched globe

I'll do anything you ask me to

I'll even lube up the probe

Fly me to the stars

Cuz down here on Earth I'm failing

Fly me way past Mars

To be the honorary alien

I've noticed you've taken others

But brought those suckers back

When you pick me up you'll see

I posses what they all lack

An eye for critical detail

Imagination that never stops

I'll design you pretty patterns

For you to cut in crops

Fly me to the stars

Cuz down here on Earth I'm failing

Fly me way past Mars

To be the honorary alien

You can lead me to your females

I'll get straight to the cross breeding

I'm super quick and in this instance

Its exactly what were needing

With my never ending seed

And your week long gestation

In just a few short months

We'll have a cross bred army nation

I need help with my ace plan

None of the human race can

I'm hoping that a space man

Can get me out this place man

Fly me to the stars

Cuz down here on Earth I'm failing

Fly me way past Mars

To be the honorary alien

We can then return to earth

Wipe them out without a thought

Concrete over everything

To use as a space port

We can visit distant galaxies

To make other aliens please us

I'll write a big book of do's and don'ts

They'll call me alien Jesus

Fly me to the stars

Cuz down here on Earth I'm failing

Fly me way past Mars

To be the honorary alien