[Intro - DJ scratch]
Yo, you know his name!
(What’s his name?)
Let’s go!

[Hook - harmonic, bouncy beat]
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (Ayy!)
Say it real loud, don’t you ever quit (Woo!)
Everywhere we go, people know this hit (Yeah!)
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (Let’s get it!)

[Verse 1 - playful rap]
I walk in the room like boom, confetti,
Name so long gotta keep it steady,
Rolls off the tongue like a beat that’s ready,
Kinda like spaghetti, yeah….
TronTunes bout to twist it heavy, heavy , steady, steady, Ready , ready, Ready ready ready
Every time I say it, the crowd gets hype,
Like three first dates and ending em right, all night all night
You can hear it in the day, you can hear it night,
Yeah, they chantin’ it once, then they chant it twice!

[Hook - louder, with ad-libs]
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (What?!)
Say it real loud, don’t you ever quit (Nope!)
Everywhere we go, people know this hit (Facts!)
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (Woo!)

[Verse 2 - faster flow]
J to the O to the H to the N,
Then Jacob, (that’s my friend)
Middle names la la loooong like a limousine,
Last name bounce bounce bounce like a trampoline.
When we roll up, everybody’s singin’,
Tron scratch, got the hook still ringin’,
From the block to the park, yeah the vibe keep swingin’,
Even grandma in the back start bringin’— the heat!

[Verse 3 ]
John Jacob jammin', jivin' jester—jingle jangle jumbo, jest di gesture.
Schmidt switch glitch, pitch di twitch—rich di stitch, itch di niche.
Name game flame, claim di fame—tame di blame, same di aim.
Heimer hammer homer, roamer di roamer—foamer di boomer, zoomer consumer.
Triple ripple riddle, middle fiddle griddle—diddle di piddle, skittle di brittle.
Say it spray it play it, lay it delay it—relay it betray it, nay it hooray it.
Everywhere flair glare, dare di stare—hair di pair, rare di square.
Bounce pounce ounce, announce di trounce—crown di town, down di clown!
*(freestyle burst: Jingle jangle tangle, angle di strangle—mangle di dangle, wrangle di spangle!)*

[Hook - call and response]
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (Say what?!)
Say it real loud, don’t you ever quit (Let’s go!)
Everywhere we go, people know this hit (True!)
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (Hey!)

[Bridge - breakdown, beat drops out, crowd chants]
[chanting crowd] “JOHN… JACOB… JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT!”
DJ: “That’s right, we gonna make it stick!”
Crowd: “JOHN… JACOB… JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT!”
DJ: “Now everybody bounce, everybody bounce!”

[Final Hook - full beat back, horns blasting]
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (Ayy!)
Say it real loud, don’t you ever quit (Woo!)
Everywhere we go, people know this hit (Yeah!)
John Jacob Jingleheimer— yo, drop that kick!

[Outro - scratches fading]
Name so nice, had to say it four times…
You know the vibe.