i said yes times two
i'll take the both of you
i got two arms and legs
why not two husbands too?

two for one? now that's a steal, i'll tell ya
don't be jealous that i got more than one fella
i'll never have to worry 'bout the trash
and i can double up when i need some cash

anytime i'm in the mood for a back rub
and whenever i'm soaking in the bath tub
there will always be a helping hand
my every wish will be my command

our life will be so perfectly complete
we'll live happily ever after
i got two arms and legs and hands and feet
two husbands don't sound like a disaster

so i said yes times two
i'll take the both of you
i got two arms and legs
why not two husbands too?

yes, yes
ohh yes, yes

every date is a double date for me
and that's just the way i like it to be
i ain't bothered by what others think
their attitude and opinions kinda stink

two husbands is so much better than one
now i know all the chores will get done
i don't have to worry about a darn thing
but we're definitely gonna need a new boxspring...

our life will be so perfectly complete
we'll live in peace and harmony
i got two arms and legs and hands and feet
two husbands don't sound like harm to me

i said yes times two
i'll take the both of you
i got two arms and legs
why not two husbands too?

yes, yes
ohh yes, yes
yes, yes
ohh yes, yes