[Intro]
"Olen tavannut saatanan.
Nyt en tiedä mitä tehdä.
Kukko seisoo päiviä peräkkäin.

Ajattelin Koskenkorvan auttavan,
mutta Saatanan ansiosta se on
kuin söisi Viagra.

Saatanan helvetin paska pilluaa"

[Verse]
Don't know what to do
I don't know what to do

Don't know what to do
Koskenkorva is like Viagra
I get haard and drunk

[Echo]
boing boing boing boing

[Bridge]
Olen osittain suomalainen
ja tiedän jo useiden vuosien
ajan olevan Saatanan vallassa.

Oluen juominen on kuin viagra.
Saatana tekee minusta niin
kovan ja niin humalassa.

En tiedä mitä tehdä.

Voitko auttaa?

[Chorus]
Satani makes me so hard and so drunk
I don't know what to do

Satani makes me so hard and so drunk
I don't know what to do

[Echo]
Boing boing boing boing boing

[Verse 2]
Koskenkorva is like Viagra
I get haard and drunk
Koskenkorva is like Viagra
I get haard and drunk

[Chorus]
Satani makes me so hard and so drunk
I don't know what to do

Satani makes me so hard and so drunk
I don't know what to do

[Verse 3]
Koskenkorva is like Viagra
I get hard and drunk

Koskenkorva is like Viagra
I get hard and drunk

[Chorus]
Satan makes me so hard and so drunk
I don't know what to do

Satan makes me so hard and so drunk
I don't know what to do

Kiitos tästä ajasta.

[Echo]
Vitun Saatana! (Saatana) Saatana!