Yeah, yeah!

Ay yo Speed!

Bark bark, bark bark!

Let’s GO!

I bark on the beat like a dog in the street

No leash on me, just fast on my feet

Grrr– I ain’t calm, I’m wild and free

People say “Yo! Is he real on the screen?!”

I slam my desk, then yell “SIUUU!”

Kick my chair like pros would do

Tried to flip, but broke that light

Chat went wild, “He’s lost his mind!”

Snap cam on, I go insane

FIFA rage, I lose my brain

Press that X, then slam that chair

Then scream, “RONALDO!” in the air!

Bark like me – woof woof!

Act like me – go poof poof!

Speedin’ up with no roof

Say it loud now – who’s that goof?!

It’s me! IShowSpeed!

Loud like thunder, full of heat

Woofin’ up the stream with speed

Bark one time, now feel the beat!

I ran from cops, I barked at monks

Lit a firework, blew up chunks

Ate hot chip, then did a spin

Chat said “W!” so I grinned

I screamed so loud, my mic went mute

Still danced hard in my monkey suit

IRL streamin’, crowd goes wild

Even strangers call me “Child!”

I ain't no joke, I’m meme made real

Zoomin’ like a broken wheel

When I bark, the views go BOOM

Call me chaos in cartoon zoom

Bark like me – woof woof!

IRL clown in a tracksuit suit

Laughin’ hard? That’s the root

Of viral gold – salute salute!

It’s me! It’s Speed!

Your chaotic YouTube breed!

Bark one more, now hit repeat –

“WOof woOF” on every beat!