🚨 紧急！拨打 911-911-911！ 🚨 但不是为了救护车，而是为了 酒药要！🍺🔥

老实说，我一开始是想写一首 积极向上、鼓励大家健身和减压 的歌， 结果写着写着……我突然悟了：干嘛那么努力减肥？干嘛焦虑？直接喝一杯不就好了？！ 🤣 所以，这首歌从“跳舞燃烧卡路里” 一路发展成“算了，去喝酒吧！”😂 运动是借口，健身是敷衍，真正的目标其实是——酒！ 🍻

焦虑？酒药要！
想减肥？酒药要！
压力大？酒药要！
心碎了？酒药要！

不如直接拨打 酒药要热线，和我一起 放飞自我，喝它个天昏地暗！ 🎶💃🍷


🚨 EMERGENCY! CALL 911-911-911! 🚨 But not for an ambulance—IT’S FOR ALCOHOL PILLS (酒药要)!! 🍺🔥

Honestly? When I started writing this song, I was aiming for something positive—encouraging people to work out, stay fit, and reduce stress. But halfway through, I had a realization: Why stress about weight? Why overthink life? JUST HAVE A DRINK! 🤣

So what started as a “burn calories and dance” song quickly evolved into “Screw it, let’s drink!” 😂 Exercise is a lie. Fitness is an illusion. The real goal? ALCOHOL! 🍻

Feeling anxious? ALCOHOL PILLS!
Wanna lose weight? ALCOHOL PILLS!
Stressed out? ALCOHOL PILLS!
Heartbroken? ALCOHOL PILLS!

Forget self-improvement—just dial ALCOHOL PILLS and let’s get wasted together! 🎶💃🍷


[Intro]
当你的超重 别犹豫
拨打: 911-911-911
Advanced 氧带你火力全开
卡路里 bye bye
Hó-lái, hó-lái! Let’s move it!

[Verse 1]
练舞室在哪？(Where?)
就在你心里呀！
只要心中下着雨 我们会伸出援手
一边 舒缓心灵 一边 锻炼身体
保证让你减重成功
也能 把心中的大石头 通通放下

[Chorus]
Hey hey!
咱来动起来 Feelin’ so free
Hey hey! 卡路里出发 Confidence on us!
听到 911 就让灵魂快闪跃起
跟着节奏 烦恼就通通 say bye-bye！

[Bridge]
我们也提供心灵维修服务
只要私讯我们 就能拿到最优惠
最贴心的专案
至于你那颗心藏在哪里
别担心 我们绝对保密 (P&C)
保护你的心 所在
Keep the faith, believe!

[Chorus]
Hey hey! 拋开压力 Move your body
Hey hey! 心灵松绑 Feel so happy
拨打 911
一起跟着音乐飞
挥别乌云 展翅去迎向更美好的未来
Oh oh!

Hey hey!
咱来动起来 Feelin’ so free
Hey hey! 卡路里出发 Confidence on us!
听到 911 就让灵魂快闪跃起
跟着节奏 烦恼就通通 say bye-bye！

Hey hey!
咱来动起来 Feelin’ so free
Hey hey! 卡路里出发 Confidence on us!
听到 911 就让灵魂快闪跃起
跟着节奏 烦恼就通通 say bye-bye！

[Outro]
Hó-lái, hó-lái!
We’re here for you—body, mind, and soul!
别九要要了?
Okey, 咱們一起喝酒去吧
酒药要
酒药要
酒药要
我要喝酒
酒药要
酒药要
酒药要
我要喝酒
Hahaha hahaha haha!
Ah ha
Hey hey! Hey hey!
Confidence on us!
听到 九要要 就让灵魂快闪跃起
跟着节奏 烦恼就通通 say bye-bye！
Oh oh!
Hó-lái, hó-lái!
We’re here for you—body, mind, and soul!
别九要要了?
减怎么重喝酒去吧
酒药要
酒药要
酒药要
我要喝酒
酒药要
酒吧要
酒药要
我要喝酒
Hahaha haha

English Translation

[Intro]
When you’re overweight, don’t hesitate!
Dial: 911-911-911
Advanced oxygen training will ignite your energy,
Say bye-bye to calories!

Hó-lái, hó-lái! Let’s move it!

[Verse 1]
Where’s the dance studio? (Where?)
It’s right in your heart!
As long as it’s raining in your heart,
We’ll reach out and help.
Soothing the soul,
Strengthening the body,
Guaranteed weight loss success!
And you can let go of all the heavy burdens in your heart.

[Chorus]
Hey hey!
Let’s move, feeling so free!
Hey hey! Burn those calories, confidence on us!
When you hear 911, let your soul jump with excitement,
Follow the rhythm, say bye-bye to all your worries!

[Bridge]
We also provide mental wellness services!
Just send us a message,
And we’ll offer you the most thoughtful, most exclusive package!
Worried about where your heart is hiding?
Don’t worry, we guarantee absolute confidentiality (P&C).
Protecting your heart, always.
Keep the faith, believe!

[Chorus]
Hey hey! Shake off the stress, move your body!
Hey hey! Free your soul, feel so happy!
Dial 911,
Fly away with the music,
Wave goodbye to the storm clouds,
And spread your wings toward a brighter future!
Oh oh!

Hey hey!
Let’s move, feeling so free!
Hey hey! Burn those calories, confidence on us!
When you hear 911, let your soul jump with excitement,
Follow the rhythm, say bye-bye to all your worries!

Hey hey!
Let’s move, feeling so free!
Hey hey! Burn those calories, confidence on us!
When you hear 911, let your soul jump with excitement,
Follow the rhythm, say bye-bye to all your worries!

[Outro]
Hó-lái, hó-lái!
We’re here for you—body, mind, and soul!
Forget about 911?
Okay, let’s just go for a drink together!

“Alcohol meds! Alcohol meds! Alcohol meds!
I need a drink! Alcohol meds! Alcohol meds!
I need a drink! Hahaha hahaha haha!
Ah ha! Hey hey! Hey hey! Confidence on us!
When you hear 911, let your soul jump with excitement,
Follow the rhythm, say bye-bye to all your worries!
Oh oh!

Hó-lái, hó-lái!
We’re here for you—body, mind, and soul!
Forget about 911?
Why lose weight? Let’s just drink instead!

“Alcohol meds! Alcohol meds! Alcohol meds!
I need a drink! Alcohol meds! Alcohol bar!
Alcohol meds! I need a drink! Hahaha haha!”