dance floor filler: **"Don't Fuck With De Niro!"**

**(Tempo: Fast, Driving 120 BPM)**

**(Style: 70s Studio 54 Disco / Funky Bass / Heavy Brass)**

**(Intro)**

(Funky bassline kicks in, slap bass style)

(Trumpet flare: *Pa-pa-pa-raaa!*)

(Spoken word in a deep, tough New York accent):

"Hey, New York... look who's on the microphone.

You think you're a tough guy?

Forget about it."

(Beat drops hard: *Boom-chack, boom-chack*)

**(Verse 1)**

Late night city, the neon glows

A cartoon gangster is putting on a show

He’s talking big, he’s wearing a crown

But the real King of Queens is coming to town!

Bobby’s on the red carpet, eyes flashing fire

He’s gonna expose every single liar

He don’t need a script, he don't need a cue

He’s looking at the camera, saying: "I’m talking to you!"

**(Pre-Chorus)**

(Strings starting to swell, building the tension)

He’s a punk, he’s a con, he’s a total mutt

Bobby’s on the dance floor cutting it up!

Turn the glitter ball, raise the wire...

’Cause Jimmy Conway is setting it on fire!

**(Chorus)**

(Full disco explosion, horns blasting, high energy)

Don’t fuck with Robert De Niro! (No, no, no!)

He’s a New York legend, a midnight hero!

You think you're a gangster? You’re just a clown!

Bobby’s gonna shut your whole circus down!

(Oh, drop the beat!)

Don't fuck with Robert De Niro!

**(Verse 2)**

He’s standing at the Tonys, the crowd goes wild

Flipping off the status quo, grinning like a child

"Fuck Trump!" he says, right into the mic

A disco revolution that the people really like!

You want to punch a face? Well, get in the ring

We fought a revolution to get rid of a king!

You got no honor, you got no word

Your gangster act is totally absurd!

**(Pre-Chorus)**

(Strings swelling again, hi-hat shaking)

He’s a pig, he’s a dog, he’s a bullshit artist

But De Niro’s disco groove hits the hardest!

**(Chorus)**

(High energy, crowd backing vocals)

Don’t fuck with Robert De Niro! (No, no, no!)

He’s a New York legend, a midnight hero!

You think you're a gangster? You’re just a clown!

Bobby’s gonna shut your whole circus down!

Don't fuck with Robert De Niro!

**(Bridge)**

(Music dials down to just the funky bass and a cowbell)

(Spoken with a smooth disco groove):

"You talking to me?

Are *you* talking to me?

Well, there’s nobody else here...

So you must be talking to me."

(Brass section suddenly explodes: *BAM BAM BAM!*)

"He will never leave! He's a monster, baby!"

**(Guitar Solo / Horn Breakdown)**

(Imagine a wild, funky Nile Rodgers-style guitar riff mixing with 70s horns)

**(Chorus)**

(Maximum energy, highest key change)

Don’t fuck with Robert De Niro! (That’s right!)

He’s a New York legend, a midnight hero!

You think you're a gangster? You’re just a clown!

Bobby’s gonna shut your whole circus down!

**(Outro)**

(Disco beat fades out slowly, horns playing a groovy riff)

Don't fuck with him...

No Kings! No Kings!

Just disco kings!

(Spoken, fading out):

"Goodfella, Taxi Driver, Casino...

Yeah. Go home and get your shine box."

(Final slap on the bass)

(Fade to silence)

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