© Copyright 2025 Azurwarden & Cloacina & Evil Tyromancer & ForsakenOokami & Madmac & Potoo-phonic Peacock Pop & SaltySiren & Yandere Aosh

Cook by:

Azurwarden

Cloacina

Evil Tyromancer

ForsakenOokami

Madmac

Potoo-phonic Peacock Pop

SaltySiren

Yandere Aosh

Lyrics:

hmmm

mmm - mmmm....

(yeah)

groovy

I can't believe I am in the jail

The only thing I get is black mail

and my buttocks attract males

can't help that (can't help... - can't, can't)

it just happens naturally when you have a plump tail

Though the walls are a friend that never fails (pooh)

That bloody beaver is to be blame

a lot of blood and without shame

a block of soap we dropped in vain

All that wood it carved to steaks

If I would bend I'd fear some pain

Oh...my...

quack-quack-quack-quack so sad

sh*t's whack-whack-whack, that's my bad

dood-dood-dorood-dooo-

weeeee... daba-dab-dabbaa-dab-

erdfcvtghbjnkml

Rum-hum-diggy-do dum-dum ribble-to the duck has a shotgun…

Curse that Carl!!

and curse them...

ALL!

Carl the Jarl, Servant of Baal, Summoner of Seagulls, curse your mom and your hamster too

All the sea creatures and the land dwellers need to fall in line

oh? Cthulu? Whatever.. fine

it's just a matter of time when we'll be drawing a line they'll need a ladder to climb but they'll be all outa time

(except they have to empty their bladder)

Knocking at the door of your inner mind

1-2-3-4 potato

Creatures of the underground, I summon you

mice and moles and ducks and kangaroos

I need to escape from this madness

with the help from just anyone,

(yes, you too, little moo)

no no you dont your safe with me

I'm swallowed by the sheer sadness

now start walking, this prison escape won't plan itself

Let's grab those bullets from the shelf!

Before this turns into someone’s personnel hell

who the hell behind the door?

some stupid motherf*cker about to be kicked in the nuts

some police warden came in and I kicked them in the butts

as this place stank to the core,

and I had other things to do

and it went like:

Quack- quack-quack-QUAACK!!!

Rattta-tatatata-ta

do-be-do-be-do-be-do

nooooooo not the NUTS!

lulululululululu.......bish....

Uh-ah.....Uh-ah....

woob-woob!

WOOB

I'm too smart,

I am my own out-of-jail- card

it's not too hard to end up in a graveyard

the peacock is waiting for me with the fast car

Oh no, I released to many a creature....

Let's drive, PPPP!

Is everyone having a stroke

Why did I think it was a LITERAL cooking Channel

now I see a collateral flying camel

oh god, it's getting closer

Am I having a dream? I am confused

Oh god why is the duck cooking itself

no joke

Quacks and screams echo the halls

The duck wakes up in sweat, (oh gosh! close call)

but, well,

I am still in my cell

But beside is is a bundle of feathers blood dripping wet

All drenched in cold sweat, mind racing, retracing, full of regret

Though I am alive... I bet

But I still will want to get out one day

So...Carl...I'm coming for ya

(pooh)