Verse 1
I saw you pull up, with a cart full of stress
70 gallons of water, what's the mess?
You're stockpiling like it's the end of days
But I gotta ask, what's the need for all that H2O in every way?


Chorus
Why the hell do you need so much water, it just don't make sense
Why not just come in the store, and make some other expense?
No one needs that much bottled water, it's just not right
You're wasting space, and my patience, day and night


Verse 2
I get it, you want to be prepared, for the unknown
But 70 gallons, that's just not shown
You're hoarding like a pro, but what's the goal?
Are you planning on a drought, or a zombie apocalypse role?


Chorus
Why the hell do you need so much water, it just don't make sense
Why not just come in the store, and make some other expense?
No one needs that much bottled water, it's just not right
You're wasting space, and my patience, day and night


Bridge
I'm not trying to be rude, but it's just my two cents
You're taking up too much space, and it makes no sense
Just come on in, and grab what you need
No need to stockpile, like you're in a water war, indeed


Chorus
Why the hell do you need so much water, it just don't make sense
Why not just come in the store, and make some other expense?
No one needs that much bottled water, it's just not right
You're wasting space, and my patience, day and night