(I'll be right back! I got some business to take care of)

Little boy sit down it's time to take a pause
You should have thought twice before you messed with Mrs. Claus
Um HELLO! Who do you think writes that damn list?
It's a long story but I guess I'll give you the gist

i'm on top of the world, i run the north pole
if you're a jerk then you're gonna get some coal
you better watch out, i know ya naughty
you better watch out, i know karate

why you go around callin' me mean names
i ain't got time to play your reindeer games
so go on, git! and quit being a pest!
lets put all the shenanigans to rest!

they call me mrs claus i'm the christmas queen
santa might be jolly but i can be real mean
look under the tree, there ain't nothing there
you can cry all day but i don't care
(i don't care)
your names on my list so you better beware

you know santa claus is coming to town
so why you gotta go and make me frown
i was having a good time til you came around
you seem to enjoy putting others down

and that goes against the spirit of christmas!

it's supposed to be a time of peace and love
you know? three french hens and two turtle doves
and i think the last thing was a finch??
whatever it was, it wasn't a grinch!

('cuz that's what you are!)

Little boy sit down it's time to take a pause
You should have thought twice before you messed with Mrs. Claus
Um HELLO! Who do you think writes that damn list?
It's a long story but I guess I'll give you the gist

they call me mrs claus i'm the christmas queen
santa might be jolly but i can be real mean
look under the tree, there ain't nothing there
you can cry all day but i don't care
(i don't care)
your names on my list so you better beware

merry christmas from A-I magician!