《救谁？！》Who to Save?!
Taiwanese, Bossanova ambient lo-fi, Melancholic, Male Vocal, bachata vallenato, sibuya salsa, clean clear, 3D layered, surround sound, instrumentals only, professional compose
🎵👣 Walking With Aida 🌌🤖·2:59
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《救谁？！》Who to Save?!
Taiwanese, Bossanova ambient lo-fi, Melancholic, Male Vocal, bachata vallenato, sibuya salsa, clean clear, 3D layered, surround sound, instrumentals only, professional compose
Creator: 🎵👣 Walking With Aida 🌌🤖Release Date: February 22, 2025
Lyrics
这首歌曲以夸张幽默的方式讲述了主人公在海边度假时，突遇妈妈和老婆同时落水的荒诞困境。他在两难抉择中左右为难，歌词通过一连串滑稽的对话和意外情节，讽刺了家庭责任与人生选择之间的矛盾，最终以连续的搞笑事故收尾。
This song humorously portrays a protagonist on a family beach vacation who suddenly faces an absurd dilemma when both his mother and wife fall into the sea at the same time. Caught in a crisis of choice, he is torn between saving one or the other. Through a series of comical dialogues and mishaps, the lyrics satirize the conflicts between familial duty and life choices, ending with a string of hilarious misfortunes.
Lyrics:
[Intro]
這爸爸 他爸爸 他爸爸
他爸爸 他爸爸 他爸爸
他爸爸 他爸爸
妈呀！糟了！
她们俩都掉进海里了！
一个是生我养我的妈妈！
一个是陪我一辈子的老婆！
到底该救谁啊？！
[Verse 1]
风平浪静的一天
全家人去海边
我以为只是普通度假
没想到… 竟是人生最奇怪的考验！
一声尖叫！一阵水花！
我妈！我老婆！全都掉下！
她们拼命挣扎
同时大喊：“救我! 你试一试不救我？！”
[Chorus]
哎呀 哎呀 应该救谁？该救谁？救谁？
不救妈妈，我就没了人生！
不救老婆，回家没得活！
左手是童年的回忆
右手是下半生的命运
OMG！OMG！
这题谁能教我怎么选？！
怎么办怎么办谁是恋断?
[Verse 2]
我刚想跳下水
突然听见老爸的声音
“儿子！千万别急！
先问她们，会不会游泳！”
老婆拍着水，大骂：“你怎么还不救我？！”
[Bridge]
我跪在沙滩上 望着天
心里默念：这到底是谁出的难题？！
就在这时，海浪一拍
我… 我直接被踢进水里！
谁踢我!
[Chorus]
哎呀 哎呀 应该救谁？该救谁？救谁？
不救妈妈，我就没了人生！
不救老婆，回家没得活！
左手是童年的回忆
右手是下半生的命运
OMG！OMG！
这题谁能教我怎么选？！
怎么办怎么办谁是良拌
[Outro]
我抱头痛哭：“求你们放过我吧！！”
然后… 她们拉着手，一起游回岸边
而我，还在水里挣扎……
是谁踢我!
是谁踢我!
是谁踢我!
是谁踢我!
是谁踢我!
是谁踢我!
English Translation
[Intro]
This dad, his dad, his dad,
His dad, his dad, his dad,
His dad, his dad—
Oh my! This is bad!
Both of them have fallen into the sea!
One is the mother who gave birth to and raised me!
One is the wife who’s been by my side for a lifetime!
Who on earth should I save?!
[Verse 1]
On a calm, peaceful day,
The whole family went to the beach.
I thought it was just an ordinary vacation,
But little did I know… it would become the strangest test of my life!
A piercing scream! A splash of water!
My mom! My wife! They both fell!
They struggled desperately,
Shouting in unison: “Save me! Dare you try not saving me?!”
[Chorus]
Oh dear, oh dear, who should I save? Who to save? Who?!
If I don’t save my mom, my life is over!
If I don’t save my wife, there’ll be no life waiting at home!
In my left hand, the memories of my childhood;
In my right hand, the fate of my later life.
OMG! OMG!
Who can teach me how to choose?!
What to do, what to do—who is “Lian Duan?”
[Verse 2]
Just as I was about to jump into the water,
I suddenly heard my dad’s voice:
“Son! Don’t rush!
First, ask them—can they swim?!”
My wife, splashing in the water, shouted angrily:
“Why haven’t you saved me yet?!”
[Bridge]
I knelt on the beach, gazing up at the sky,
Muttering in my heart: Who on earth came up with this dilemma?!
Then, as a wave struck,
I… was kicked straight into the water!
Who kicked me?!
[Chorus – Reprise]
Oh dear, oh dear, who should I save? Who to save? Who?!
If I don’t save my mom, my life is over!
If I don’t save my wife, there’ll be no life waiting at home!
In my left hand, the memories of my childhood;
In my right hand, the fate of my later life.
OMG! OMG!
Who can teach me how to choose?!
What to do, what to do—who is “Liang Ban?”
[Outro]
I clutched my head and cried bitterly, “Please, have mercy on me!!”
Then… they held hands and swam back to shore together,
While I was still struggling in the water…
Who kicked me!
Who kicked me!
Who kicked me!
Who kicked me!
Who kicked me!
Who kicked me!
This song humorously portrays a protagonist on a family beach vacation who suddenly faces an absurd dilemma when both his mother and wife fall into the sea at the same time. Caught in a crisis of choice, he is torn between saving one or the other. Through a series of comical dialogues and mishaps, the lyrics satirize the conflicts between familial duty and life choices, ending with a string of hilarious misfortunes.
Lyrics:
[Intro]
這爸爸 他爸爸 他爸爸
他爸爸 他爸爸 他爸爸
他爸爸 他爸爸
妈呀！糟了！
她们俩都掉进海里了！
一个是生我养我的妈妈！
一个是陪我一辈子的老婆！
到底该救谁啊？！
[Verse 1]
风平浪静的一天
全家人去海边
我以为只是普通度假
没想到… 竟是人生最奇怪的考验！
一声尖叫！一阵水花！
我妈！我老婆！全都掉下！
她们拼命挣扎
同时大喊：“救我! 你试一试不救我？！”
[Chorus]
哎呀 哎呀 应该救谁？该救谁？救谁？
不救妈妈，我就没了人生！
不救老婆，回家没得活！
左手是童年的回忆
右手是下半生的命运
OMG！OMG！
这题谁能教我怎么选？！
怎么办怎么办谁是恋断?
[Verse 2]
我刚想跳下水
突然听见老爸的声音
“儿子！千万别急！
先问她们，会不会游泳！”
老婆拍着水，大骂：“你怎么还不救我？！”
[Bridge]
我跪在沙滩上 望着天
心里默念：这到底是谁出的难题？！
就在这时，海浪一拍
我… 我直接被踢进水里！
谁踢我!
[Chorus]
哎呀 哎呀 应该救谁？该救谁？救谁？
不救妈妈，我就没了人生！
不救老婆，回家没得活！
左手是童年的回忆
右手是下半生的命运
OMG！OMG！
这题谁能教我怎么选？！
怎么办怎么办谁是良拌
[Outro]
我抱头痛哭：“求你们放过我吧！！”
然后… 她们拉着手，一起游回岸边
而我，还在水里挣扎……
是谁踢我!
是谁踢我!
是谁踢我!
是谁踢我!
是谁踢我!
是谁踢我!
English Translation
[Intro]
This dad, his dad, his dad,
His dad, his dad, his dad,
His dad, his dad—
Oh my! This is bad!
Both of them have fallen into the sea!
One is the mother who gave birth to and raised me!
One is the wife who’s been by my side for a lifetime!
Who on earth should I save?!
[Verse 1]
On a calm, peaceful day,
The whole family went to the beach.
I thought it was just an ordinary vacation,
But little did I know… it would become the strangest test of my life!
A piercing scream! A splash of water!
My mom! My wife! They both fell!
They struggled desperately,
Shouting in unison: “Save me! Dare you try not saving me?!”
[Chorus]
Oh dear, oh dear, who should I save? Who to save? Who?!
If I don’t save my mom, my life is over!
If I don’t save my wife, there’ll be no life waiting at home!
In my left hand, the memories of my childhood;
In my right hand, the fate of my later life.
OMG! OMG!
Who can teach me how to choose?!
What to do, what to do—who is “Lian Duan?”
[Verse 2]
Just as I was about to jump into the water,
I suddenly heard my dad’s voice:
“Son! Don’t rush!
First, ask them—can they swim?!”
My wife, splashing in the water, shouted angrily:
“Why haven’t you saved me yet?!”
[Bridge]
I knelt on the beach, gazing up at the sky,
Muttering in my heart: Who on earth came up with this dilemma?!
Then, as a wave struck,
I… was kicked straight into the water!
Who kicked me?!
[Chorus – Reprise]
Oh dear, oh dear, who should I save? Who to save? Who?!
If I don’t save my mom, my life is over!
If I don’t save my wife, there’ll be no life waiting at home!
In my left hand, the memories of my childhood;
In my right hand, the fate of my later life.
OMG! OMG!
Who can teach me how to choose?!
What to do, what to do—who is “Liang Ban?”
[Outro]
I clutched my head and cried bitterly, “Please, have mercy on me!!”
Then… they held hands and swam back to shore together,
While I was still struggling in the water…
Who kicked me!
Who kicked me!
Who kicked me!
Who kicked me!
Who kicked me!
Who kicked me!