He loves the ocean but can't stand sand

No one asks where his golf cart is when it rains

Do you want me to go through the entire alphabetical list

Of actors who look nothing like him?

The good doctor says it's all a lie

The ocean is his home

And he needs to go back

As he's crawling across the sand to get to the ocean

He looks like one of the little baby turtles

When they get confused and start crawling the wrong way

I love those little guys

They're so cute

You gotta root for them to get back to the ocean

You can't let them crawl into the dunes

(Oh)

They don't stand a chance up there

He's up there crawling on the sand dunes right now

The sand is so hot

He's burning his knees

We have to root for him to get back to the ocean

He's a manatee

He is my friend

He's crawling to the ocean

I wake up

And I find myself

Naked

On my feet

In a parking lot

I'm starin' at a Taco Bell

And I am a god

I'm on a mission from God

There's no cars

It's dead

There's no one around

I turn around

And there's a wedding party

The whole party

And they look just as confused

I'm looking at them

And they all look at me

And they say,

("Where the hell are we?")

And I tell them

("Well

Obviously

We're in

Somewhere in a different reality")

And I don't know if we're dead or if we're dreaming

All I know is we're stuck in a movie

Somewhere in a different reality

And it sounds like

Somewhere in a different reality

The guy in the blue tux says to me

("Well

We're in a movie

You must know which movie it is")

I look at him

And I say,

("Yeah

I think I know what it is")

And I walk up to him

And I say,

("We're in the best movie")

And I look at him

And I say,

("Let me tell you something

I think we're in one of the best movies of all time

And you are gonna have the best time of your life")

And I grab him by the lapels

And I look at him

And I say,

("This is The Big Lebowski

Man")

And he says,

("What?")

And I say,

("The Big Lebowski

It's like a big dude

There's like a bowling ball

And it's gonna be great")

And then he says

("That's not the best movie of all time")

And I say

("Okay

Yeah

Sure

I get it

I understand what you're saying

I know what you mean

But when you look at it

You know

The whole thing

Like

If you see it as a whole

It's like an all-encompassing movie

And you just know")

Somewhere in a different reality

And it sounds like

Somewhere in a different reality