Tax is Theft
Hip-hop/trap/boom bap style with a melodic, catchy hook. Satirical, humorous, and slightly exaggerated lyrics about taxes being wasted and unfair, highlighting the “three months free” feeling of working for the government. Energetic beats, punchy rhythm, strong flow, earworm hook, playful irony, relatable storytelling, clever wordplay. Modern trap percussion, boom bap rhythm for verses, melodic pop-style hook for maximum catchiness. Vocal tone: confident, slightly sarcastic, expressive, engaging, with natural pauses for comedic effect.
Tax is Theft
Hip-hop/trap/boom bap style with a melodic, catchy hook. Satirical, humorous, and slightly exaggerated lyrics about taxes being wasted and unfair, highlighting the “three months free” feeling of working for the government. Energetic beats, punchy rhythm, strong flow, earworm hook, playful irony, relatable storytelling, clever wordplay. Modern trap percussion, boom bap rhythm for verses, melodic pop-style hook for maximum catchiness. Vocal tone: confident, slightly sarcastic, expressive, engaging, with natural pauses for comedic effect.
Lyrics
Intro – spoken/melodic
Yo… you ever feel like you work three months for free?
Yeah… let’s talk about that.
Hook – melodic / earworm
Three months free, that’s my salary
Pay the taxman, they pay just hardly
Money vanish, like a magic trick
Tax is theft, yo, I’m feeling sick
Verse 1 – rap / satirical
I clock in daily, grind from nine to five
Thirty percent gone, just to survive
They say it’s for roads, schools, and care
But I see towers rising everywhere
Politicians laugh in gold-plated halls
I count my coins while they throw grand balls
Three months gone, I work for free
They sip champagne, it’s obscene to me
Pre-Hook – melodic / slight variation
Pay my dues, every single dime
Watch it vanish, crime by design
Magic trick, poof, my cash is gone
Tax is theft, we’ve been working long
Hook – repeat
Three months free, that’s my salary
Pay the taxman, they pay just hardly
Money vanish, like a magic trick
Tax is theft, yo, I’m feeling sick
Verse 2 – humorous exaggeration
Every cent I earn fuels a bureaucrat’s dream
Rocket ships, fancy cars, or an ice cream team
Lobbyists laughing, writing laws they like
Meanwhile I’m budgeting for my next strike
They dodge taxes, loopholes in play
I pay my share, every damn day
Work three months free, who signed this deal?
I want my money back, that’s how I feel
Bridge – melodic / earworm / dynamic break
Pay, pay, pay, till my wallet cries
Three months free, while they live in highs
Magic trick, poof, my money’s gone
Tax is theft, we’ve been working long
Yeah, we’ve been working long…
Verse 3 – rap / punchy final
Maybe one day we’ll all see the truth
Stop the waste, regain our youth
Until then, I rhyme, I vent, I spit
Three months free? Nah, I won’t quit
Laugh at the system, I turn it to art
Satire, rhythm, beats from the heart
Tax is theft, yeah, it’s plain to see
Workin’ for free, but I speak for me
Hook – repeat / outro
Three months free, that’s my salary
Pay the taxman, they pay just hardly
Money vanish, like a magic trick
Tax is theft, yo, I’m feeling sick
Outro – spoken / humorous
So next time you feel your paycheck shrink…
Remember… you’re just paying for someone else’s yacht.