[Verse 1]
There's something toxic about you

No

Seriously

You're covered in radioactive goo

[Verse 2]
Don't come near me please

You'll contaminate me with ease

So sorry my dear fellow I'm closing the door

I promise

I shall scrape what remains of you off of the floor

[Verse 3]
Look
It's not my fault you were in there

Despite the blast door

Yes

I do indeed care

[Verse 4]
Look man

Your face is already melting

Your hair resembles felting

You're starting to die

Excuse me that I can't cry

I'm just too dry

[Chorus]
Losing friends is hard
I'd appreciate a sympathy card
Things sometimes slip away from you
Sometimes they melt into straight goo











[Verse 5]
Hey what's your wife into by the way

I'm gonna give her a call once you melt away

Shouldn't be too much longer

These are rads getting stronger

[Verse 6]
Afraid I'm dropping another door on you

Oh

I see you're mostly goo

Odd this door has a window

Though

It's getting hard to see you that low

[Outro]
Are you a puddle yet

If not

Don't fret

You soon will be

All nice and melty

[Spoken]
So seriously

What's Karen into?

[Outro Chorus]
Losing friends is hard
I'd appreciate a sympathy card
Things sometimes slip away from you
Sometimes they melt into straight goo

That's just life at the nuclear plant though
I think I'll just bring Karen some blow