[Instrumental Intro]
(Just emerged)

[Verse 1]
Just emerged from a rabbit hole
and did you know
that President
John Adams
had a dog named Satan?

[Pre-Chorus]
but John Quincy had silkworms and an alligator housed in the East Room?

[Instrumental Interlude]
(Just emerged)

[Verse 2]
About one hundred and seventy years later H.W.
had Millie, a cutie, but W.
had a dog
with a web page.
Guess who didn't have pets?

[Chorus]
but John Quincy had silkworms and an alligator housed in the East Room?
Just emerged from a rabbit hole and did you know...
Just emerged?

[Instrumental Bridge]
(Just emerged) "from a rabbit hole and did you know that President John Adams had a dog named Satan but John Quincy had silkworms and an alligator housed in the East Room?"
"About one hundred and seventy years later H.W. had Millie, a cutie, but W. had a dog with a web page. Guess who didn't have pets?"

[Verse 3]
Just emerged
from a rabbit hole and did you know
that
President John Adams had
a dog named Satan?

[Chorus]
but John Quincy had silkworms and an alligator

[Break]
Teddy Roosevelt

[Verse]
The twenty sixth President, of the United States began his Presidency in nineteen-aught-one, along with six children
and small bear named Jonathan Edwards...

a lizard named Bill

with guinea pigs named Admiral Dewey,

and Calvin Coolidge's pet... Named Rebecca, wore an embroidered collar that said...
"White House Raccoon" said the first lady*

[Hook]
Just emerged
from a rabbit hole and did you know
that
President John Adams had
a dog named Satan?

[Outro]
but John Quincy had silkworms and an alligator housed in the East Room?
Just emerged from a rabbit hole and did you know...

Just emerged?