愛錢大亂鬥 Happy (Remix)
bass vibes, catchy beat
Maybe ( 眉媚)·3:18
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愛錢大亂鬥 Happy (Remix)
bass vibes, catchy beat
Creator: Maybe ( 眉媚)Release Date: September 4, 2025
Lyrics
《愛錢大亂鬥》 歌詞（中文）
（Intro）
Yo～來場愛錢大亂鬥，拭目以待，別眨眼！
Verse 1
早上鬧鐘還沒響，帳單先把我叫醒，
錢包薄得像紙片，拿出來連蚊子都嫌，
愛情Wi-Fi一直斷，心跳像短影片停格，
我說拜託～錢多點，愛多點別假裝lag。
老闆只給我「加油」，薪水卻給我「加零」，
刷存摺像恐怖片，頁面全是空白場景，
豬叫聲配合beat，嘿～連豬都想去投資比特幣，
銅管響起像警報：快救我這窮忙小可憐！
Chorus
我想要愛愛愛，也想要錢錢錢，
人生像抖音亂舞，笑著哭邊滾地板，
「愛錢大亂鬥」誰是贏家？快來下注看～
誰不想～荷包鼓鼓，還能談戀愛甜甜蜜蜜？
Verse 2
刷卡刷到爆表，銀行簡訊像恐嚇信，
女友嫌我太窮，約會只剩鹽酥雞配泡麵，
燭光？用手機手電筒，
浪漫？還得跟外送員一起唱情歌。
豬叫聲突入，「哼哼哼～」像嘲笑我的窮困，
敲擊樂猛炸，把自尊打成限時動態，
愛情提款機吐不出錢，只剩廣告「貸款找我」滿天飛，
現實像 EDM 爆炸煙火，搞笑卻真實，
這就是我，愛錢人生的土炮大戲！
Bridge
ATM～～～為何離我遠去？
丘比特的箭～～怎麼射到隔壁老王去？
外送來囉！今天套餐附贈失戀加貧窮，
莓果味…酸到笑。
Final Chorus
我想要愛也要錢，快快快別再躲藏！
雞飛狗跳的亂鬥場，耳機裡全是喜劇唱！
Outro
愛錢，這場戲你是主角，
窮到笑也要繼續走！
《Love & Money Battle Royale》 Lyrics（English）
(Intro)
Yo～welcome to the Love & Money Battle Royale!
Keep your eyes open, don’t you blink!
Verse 1
Before my alarm even rings, the bills wake me up,
Wallet’s thinner than paper, even mosquitoes laugh it up,
Love Wi-Fi keeps on dropping, heart frozen like a broken screen,
Please give me—more money, more love, don’t pretend you’re clean.
Boss says “keep it up,” but my paycheck adds up to zero,
Bankbook looks like horror scenes, all blank with no hero,
Pig squeals on the beat, yo—even pigs wanna buy Bitcoin,
Brass horns like a siren call: save this broke kid from the grind!
Chorus
I want love love love, and I want money money money,
Life’s a TikTok comedy, laughing while I’m crying funny,
“Love & Money Battle Royale,” who’s the winner—come and bet!
Who doesn’t dream of pockets full, with romance sweet as it can get?
Verse 2
Swiping cards till they explode, bank texts like threats,
Girlfriend says I’m broke, date nights only fried chicken and instant sets,
Candlelight? Just my phone flashlight,
Romance? Singing duets with the food delivery guy.
Pig squeals cutting in, “oink oink oink”—mocking my situation,
Percussion bombs explode, self-respect turned into an Insta caption,
Love’s ATM spits out nothing, only ads screaming “Take a loan!”
Reality like EDM fireworks—chaotic but true,
This is my broke love-life comedy show!
Bridge
ATM—why did you leave me so far away?ATM
Cupid’s arrow—why did you shoot the wrong way?
Delivery’s here! Today’s meal comes with heartbreak and poverty,
Berry flavor…so sour it makes me laugh.
Final Chorus
I want both love and money, hurry up, no more hiding!
A circus of chaos in my headphones, comedy beats colliding!
Outro
Love & money, this show—you’re the lead,
Even broke, laughing through, still gotta keep walking on your feet!
（Intro）
Yo～來場愛錢大亂鬥，拭目以待，別眨眼！
Verse 1
早上鬧鐘還沒響，帳單先把我叫醒，
錢包薄得像紙片，拿出來連蚊子都嫌，
愛情Wi-Fi一直斷，心跳像短影片停格，
我說拜託～錢多點，愛多點別假裝lag。
老闆只給我「加油」，薪水卻給我「加零」，
刷存摺像恐怖片，頁面全是空白場景，
豬叫聲配合beat，嘿～連豬都想去投資比特幣，
銅管響起像警報：快救我這窮忙小可憐！
Chorus
我想要愛愛愛，也想要錢錢錢，
人生像抖音亂舞，笑著哭邊滾地板，
「愛錢大亂鬥」誰是贏家？快來下注看～
誰不想～荷包鼓鼓，還能談戀愛甜甜蜜蜜？
Verse 2
刷卡刷到爆表，銀行簡訊像恐嚇信，
女友嫌我太窮，約會只剩鹽酥雞配泡麵，
燭光？用手機手電筒，
浪漫？還得跟外送員一起唱情歌。
豬叫聲突入，「哼哼哼～」像嘲笑我的窮困，
敲擊樂猛炸，把自尊打成限時動態，
愛情提款機吐不出錢，只剩廣告「貸款找我」滿天飛，
現實像 EDM 爆炸煙火，搞笑卻真實，
這就是我，愛錢人生的土炮大戲！
Bridge
ATM～～～為何離我遠去？
丘比特的箭～～怎麼射到隔壁老王去？
外送來囉！今天套餐附贈失戀加貧窮，
莓果味…酸到笑。
Final Chorus
我想要愛也要錢，快快快別再躲藏！
雞飛狗跳的亂鬥場，耳機裡全是喜劇唱！
Outro
愛錢，這場戲你是主角，
窮到笑也要繼續走！
《Love & Money Battle Royale》 Lyrics（English）
(Intro)
Yo～welcome to the Love & Money Battle Royale!
Keep your eyes open, don’t you blink!
Verse 1
Before my alarm even rings, the bills wake me up,
Wallet’s thinner than paper, even mosquitoes laugh it up,
Love Wi-Fi keeps on dropping, heart frozen like a broken screen,
Please give me—more money, more love, don’t pretend you’re clean.
Boss says “keep it up,” but my paycheck adds up to zero,
Bankbook looks like horror scenes, all blank with no hero,
Pig squeals on the beat, yo—even pigs wanna buy Bitcoin,
Brass horns like a siren call: save this broke kid from the grind!
Chorus
I want love love love, and I want money money money,
Life’s a TikTok comedy, laughing while I’m crying funny,
“Love & Money Battle Royale,” who’s the winner—come and bet!
Who doesn’t dream of pockets full, with romance sweet as it can get?
Verse 2
Swiping cards till they explode, bank texts like threats,
Girlfriend says I’m broke, date nights only fried chicken and instant sets,
Candlelight? Just my phone flashlight,
Romance? Singing duets with the food delivery guy.
Pig squeals cutting in, “oink oink oink”—mocking my situation,
Percussion bombs explode, self-respect turned into an Insta caption,
Love’s ATM spits out nothing, only ads screaming “Take a loan!”
Reality like EDM fireworks—chaotic but true,
This is my broke love-life comedy show!
Bridge
ATM—why did you leave me so far away?ATM
Cupid’s arrow—why did you shoot the wrong way?
Delivery’s here! Today’s meal comes with heartbreak and poverty,
Berry flavor…so sour it makes me laugh.
Final Chorus
I want both love and money, hurry up, no more hiding!
A circus of chaos in my headphones, comedy beats colliding!
Outro
Love & money, this show—you’re the lead,
Even broke, laughing through, still gotta keep walking on your feet!