(Verse 1, Punchy kick, bubble bass, synths that sound like TikTok in a blender)

I was born in a fridge, next to hummus and oat milk

Dreamin’ of Coachella, not your basic egg yolk guilt

My fam’s Jurassic, but I ain’t extinct

I want lasers, glitter, not get poached or shrinked

(Pre-Chorus, Build-up with claps, filtered snares, chicken clucks chopped into rhythm)

The hen said “You ain’t it,”

But I’m like “I’m the moment!”

Darwin ghosted me

So I made my own content

(Chorus, Drop: distorted 808s, trap hats, autotuned egg screaming the hook)

I’m just an egg! But I wanna slay!

Flashin’ yolk under LED rays

I’m just an egg! Not caged today!

Breakin’ out like Beyoncé on stage!

(Verse 2, Faster tempo, digital cowbells, toaster bassline)

Took improv classes with a lemon and a sage

My agent’s a shrimp with a wellness page

We filmed a TikTok with a haunted ham

Our merch? Eggshells dipped in glitter jam

(Pre-Chorus, Pitch bends, crowd sample screaming “SLAYYYYY”)

My manager’s a lobster

My crew’s a toaster

But I got fans, bro… even at Whole Foods’ counter

(Chorus)

I’m just an egg! But I wanna slay!

No carton can hold my rage

I’m just an egg! Protein ballet

Bouncin’ harder than L.A. valet!

(Bridge, Melodramatic speech with auto-tune opera vibes, synth harps, and angelic pads)

“To hatch… or not to hatch…

Is my shell my destiny… or just a vibe check?”

“This yolk ain’t broken… it’s iconic.”

(Final Chorus, Gospel-trap hybrid, chicken choir layered in the back, key change up a whole step)

I’m just an egg! But I made it big!

Signed a deal with Netflix and a wig

I’m just an egg! A lil’ cracked, yeah

But baby that’s where the light gets in… slayyyyyy!

(Outro, Soft lo-fi beat, synth birds chirping, one final cluck echoing into reverb infinity)

Maybe… we’re all just eggs.

Waiting to hatch… into influencers.

“Slay…”