🎤 Title: I Am A Zombie Rapper 🧟‍♂️
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[Intro]
Yeah... Rise from the grave... Undead on the mic... Zombie Rapper in the house!
[Verse 1]
I woke up in a cemetery late at night, Bones all crackin', but I'm feelin' alright, Brains on my wishlist, moon in the sky, Then I heard a beat and I wondered why.
A rapper walked by with a golden chain, I tried to eat brains but I missed my aim, One little bite and the world went mad, Now I spit hot bars like a psychopath.
[Chorus]
I am a Zombie Rapper, Dead but I'm a chart-topper, Rotten teeth, graveyard swagger, Every beat makes me attack ya!
I am a Zombie Rapper, Walking corpse, microphone snatcher, Straight from hell, no happy ever after, Everybody run from the Zombie Rapper!
[Verse 2]
My left arm fell off in the middle of a show, Picked it up and said, "Yo, let's go!" Crowd went wild, they were losin' their minds, Even skeleton DJs dropped sick rhymes.
The vampires hate me, the ghosts all stare, Werewolves complain that it isn't fair, Every monster knows when I enter the zone, The king of the graveyard is claimin' the throne.
[Chorus]
I am a Zombie Rapper, Dead but I'm a chart-topper, Rotten teeth, graveyard swagger, Every beat makes me attack ya!
I am a Zombie Rapper, Walking corpse, microphone snatcher, Straight from hell, no happy ever after, Everybody run from the Zombie Rapper!
[Verse 3]
My manager's a mummy wrapped in old bandages, Books all my concerts in abandoned villages, Ticket sales rise every Halloween night, Even demons in the pit hold their lighters high.
My heartbeat stopped centuries ago, But the bass hits harder than you'll ever know, Every coffin shakes when I'm droppin' a line, The dead come alive when they hear my rhyme.
[Verse 4]
I got maggots in my pockets, worms in my shoes, Still look fresher than the news, Graveyard fashion, undead style, I've been dead for years but I'm still versatile.
The reaper tried to sign me to a label one day, Said, "Kid, your flow is wicked in every way." I said, "Thanks, boss, but I do what I please," Then moonwalked away through the haunted trees.
[Chorus]
I am a Zombie Rapper, Dead but I'm a chart-topper, Rotten teeth, graveyard swagger, Every beat makes me attack ya!
I am a Zombie Rapper, Walking corpse, microphone snatcher, Straight from hell, no happy ever after, Everybody run from the Zombie Rapper!
[Verse 5]
My fan club's packed with skeleton kings, Ghost cheerleaders and creepy things, Every Friday night we party in tombs, Breaking all the rules while the darkness blooms.
No need for sleep, no need for rest, Being undead got some benefits, While you're at work tryin' to survive, I'm in the graveyard feelin' alive.
[Verse 6]
A witch cast a spell, tried stealing my fame, Now she's dancing every time I say my name, A dragon heard my mixtape, started to cry, Said, "Those bars are hotter than the fire I supply."
I don't need chains, I don't need gold, My story alone is already sold, A zombie with rhythm, who would've guessed? Now the whole underworld says I'm the best.
[Verse 7]
The moon is my spotlight, the fog is my stage, Every rhyme I write escapes from a cage, Thunder keeps clappin' whenever I rap, Lightning strikes perfectly on every track.
Humans get nervous when they hear my sound, Because the dead start dancing underground, But honestly, man, I'm a pretty nice guy, I just occasionally scare people passing by.
[Verse 8]
From the grave to the charts, what a crazy ride, Got my zombie crew standing side by side, Started as a monster looking for a snack, Now I'm selling out arenas and I never look back.
If life gives you trouble, don't fall apart, Even a zombie can become rap art, So raise your hands high and howl at the sky, The undead king is saying goodbye!
[Final Chorus]
I am a Zombie Rapper, Dead but I'm a chart-topper, Rotten teeth, graveyard swagger, Every beat makes me attack ya!
I am a Zombie Rapper, Walking corpse, microphone snatcher, Straight from hell, no happy ever after, Long live the king — the Zombie Rapper!
[Outro]
Yeah... Still dead... Still rappin'... Zombie Rapper forever! 🧟‍♂️🎤🔥
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