(Verse 1)
Well, I walked in the diner, hungry as can be,
Ordered up three cheeseburgers, but now everyone's looking at me,
I took a seat at the counter, tried to act real cool,
But something's got folks whispering, like I broke some kinda rule.

(Chorus)
I only ate three cheeseburgers, so why's everybody staring at me?
Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see?
I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free,
I only ate three cheeseburgers, why's everybody staring at me?

(Verse 2)
I didn't mean to cause a scene, didn't mean to turn no heads,
But now the whole place is buzzing, like I did something they all dread,
I just wanted some comfort food, to fill my empty belly,
But now it seems I'm the talk of the town, and that's just downright silly.

(Chorus)
I only ate three cheeseburgers, so why's everybody staring at me?
Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see?
I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free,
I only ate three cheeseburgers, why's everybody staring at me?



(Bridge)
Maybe it's 'cause I asked for extra cheese, or maybe 'cause I licked the plate clean,
But whatever the reason, I can't help but feel like I'm in some crazy dream.

(Chorus)
I only ate three cheeseburgers, so why's everybody staring at me?
Did I eat 'em too fast or too slow, or is there something they don't see?
I swear I'm just a hungry soul, with an appetite wild and free,
I only ate three cheeseburgers, why's everybody staring at me?

(Outro)
So next time you see me in that old diner booth,
Eating my cheeseburgers, just remember the truth,
I'm just a simple guy, with a simple appetite,
I only ate three cheeseburgers, so let's keep it light.