(Verse 1)
[Plucky lute riff, lo-fi trap beat with tambourine]
I woke up in a tavern with a goose on my chest
She said, “Sir Bard, your rhymes are the best!”
Last night I dueled with a talking frog
He beatboxed once, then croaked in the bog

(Verse 2)
[Fiddle enters, claps and bass deepen]
I’m the baddest bard from the East of the glen
My mixtape's banned in eleven kingdoms and ten
I spit such fire, dragons ask for advice
I once seduced a witch with just beans and rice

(Hook / Chorus)
[Medieval choir hits, lute and bass combo]
Mic drop from a tower high
Bards like me don’t even try
Lords and ladies roll their eyes
Till I freestyle and the jester cries

(Verse 3)
[Beat switches to halftime with jaw harp]
Got kicked outta court for flirting with the queen
But the juggler said I had the cleanest sixteen
I joust with words, got a gold-plated pen
My rhymes break curses and hearts of men

(Bridge)
[Record scratch with harp glissando, monk chant loop]
Tell the trolls I’m too bold for their bridge
I roasted a griffin while rappin' on a ridge
Even fairies stop mid-flight for the show
Then toss coins at my boots like “go, bard, go!”

(Hook / Chorus)
[Big epic drop with layered choir and flute riffs]
Mic drop from a tower high
Bards like me don’t even try
Lords and ladies roll their eyes
Till I freestyle and the jester cries

(Outro)
[Lute fade-out, goose honk FX, faint applause]
So next time you feast, don’t forget this bard
I’ll roast your roast and I’ll rhyme real hard
Scroll me up in the Book of Fun
Sir Rhymes-a-Lot—yeah, I’m the one.