(I'll be right back! I got some business to take care of)

Little boy sit down it's time to take a pause

You should have thought twice before you messed with Mrs. Claus

Um HELLO?!! Who do you think writes that damn list?

It's a long story but I guess I'll give you the gist

i'm on top of the world, i run the north pole

if you're a jerk then you're gonna get some coal

you better watch out, i know ya naughty

you better watch out, i know karate

why you go around callin' me mean names

i ain't got time to play your reindeer games

so go on, git! and quit being a pest!

lets put all the shenanigans to rest!

they call me mrs claus i'm the christmas queen

santa might be jolly but i can be real mean

look under the tree, there ain't nothing there

you can cry all day but i don't care

(i don't care)

your names on my list so you better beware

you know santa claus is coming to town

so why you gotta go and make me frown

i was having a good time til you came around

you seem to enjoy putting others down

and that goes against the spirit of christmas!

it's supposed to be a time of peace and love

you know? three french hens and two turtle doves

and i think the last thing was a finch??

whatever it was, it wasn't a grinch!!

('cuz that's what you are!)

Little boy sit down it's time to take a pause

You should have thought twice before you messed with Misses. Claus

Um HELLO!?!- Who do you think writes that damn list?

It's a long story but I guess I'll give you the gist

they call me misses claus i'm the christmas queen

santa might be jolly but i can be real mean

look under the tree, there ain't nothing there

you can cry all day but i don't care

(i don't care)

your names on my list so you better beware

merry christmas from A-I magician!