Woke up this morning, tried to drop a beat,

Opened the app, now it’s redesigned—again! Neat.

Used to swipe left, now I gotta tap twice?

Where’s the chart I used to see? Who stole my device?

I just wanna vibe, make a banger or two,

But every update’s got me feelin' déjà vu.

Can’t unfollow that dude who drops ten tracks a day,

I press the button—nothing happens! What can I say?

🎶 Terms keep changin’, I keep ragin’

Don’t know what I’m even engagiiiiin’

Where’s the button? What’s this feature?

I feel like a grandpa, callin’ my teacher

They say “Check the trendings!” but I can’t even tell,

Are these real plays or just bots from a shell?

My song was poppin’, now it’s gone from the page,

I miss the old days, I feel my age…

I feel like I’m 90 on Google Meets,

“Is my mic on? Can y’all hear me?”—repeat.

Tried to make a playlist, it became a podcast?

What in the glitchin’ multiverse is this broadcast?

🎶 Terms keep changin’, I keep ragin’

Don’t know what I’m even engagiiiiin’

Where’s the button? What’s this feature?

I feel like a grandpa, callin’ my teacher 🎶

Help! Someone send a screenshot!

Okay okay… they said I gotta “opt-in”

Then opt-out of the opt-in I just “opted” in

Now my beats are private, public, gone, back again

Is this a music app or an existential game?

🎶 Terms keep changin’, I keep ragin’

Don’t know what I’m even engagiiiiin’

Where’s the button? What’s this feature?

I feel like a boomer, textin’ my preacher 🎶

Yo, Father, how do I mute this playlist?!

🎶 Terms keep changin’, every week it's rearrangin’

I just wanna make a tune, not solve equations 🎶

🎶 Terms… keep… chaaaangin’ 🎶