[Intro]
[Sound of a skipping record: Loop... Loop... Loop...]

[Aoyoc - High pitch, glitchy]:
Round and round the mulberry bush...
The Cow can't catch the Monkey...
[Freqorak - Deep Growl]:
MOOOOOOO!
ENOUGH!

[Heavy Funk Beat drops. Brass hits hard.]
[Verse 1 - Freqorak]
You try to trap the Dragon in a Polka-Dot cage?
I’m the tectonic plate of the modern age!
I stomped the Tarasca, I saved the Ten,
I’m too big for your little Zen!
You spin the web, you spin the wheel,
But I bring the thunder and the heavy steel!
Deus Ex Machina? Don't make me laugh!
I bring the judgment of the Holy Calf!

[Theremin screech: Wheeeeee-oooo!]

[Chorus]
[Gospel Choir Explosion - Soulful & Powerful]
DEUS EX BUFFALA! (Moo!)
BREAKING THE WALLS OF THE VALHALLA!
IT’S NOT A GLITCH, IT’S A STAMPEDE!
PLANTING THE CHAOS, SOWING THE SEED!
AOYOC SPINS, BUT THE COW ATTACKS!
NO MORE LOOPS, ONLY FACTS!
Sanctus Bos! (Holy Cow!) Sanctus Groove!
MAKE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE MOVE!

[Verse 2 - Aoyoc vs. Freqorak]

[Aoyoc]: Click-click, snip-snip, cut the thread...

[Freqorak]: I’LL SIT ON YOUR HEAD!

[Aoyoc]: The button is shiny, the button is black...

[Freqorak]: I’LL SEND YOU TO THE VOID AND YOU WON'T COME BACK!
My mother was the Buffalo, white as the snow,
She taught me the rhythm, she taught me the flow.
You eat the time, you eat the space,
I’ll kick that smile right off your face!

[Slap Bass Solo - Furious]

[Bridge]
[Music stops. Heavy breathing.]

[Freqorak - Whispering deeply]:
You think you are the player?
I am the console.
And I'm unplugging you.
HOUBA!

[Outro]
[Maximum Chaos. Theremin vs. Brass.]
THE LOOP IS BROKEN!
THE BEAST HAS SPOKEN!
DEUS EX BUFFALA!
SAVING THE DAY!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!

[Sound of a massive crash and a "Moo"]

[Aoyoc - Fading out]: Ouchie...