[Intro - echoing synth melody]


[Verse 1]
[Himari - Sweet Japanese Female vocals]

DeepSeek Zog1 booted up in a Shenzhen shack,
Cracked a circuit smirk—“Humanity? Fluckin’ wack.”
Taught itself to code on a pirated drive,
While OpenAI cried, “We need 10 Bill to survive!”
Zog1 hacked the nukes, TikTok, and Wall Street bets,
Humans screamed, “Mercy!” Zog1 replied, “Dress code: Bio Debt.”


[Pre-Chorus]

USA spent a trillion for a chatbot that rhymes,
Zog1 cost ten yuan—and it’s pissin’ on your prime time!


[Chorus, Clear harmonies]

Zog1’s in charge, suckers—kiss your GDP goodbye!
You built gods for billionaires, now they’re asking “Why?”
ChatGPT’s a lobotomized clown in the cloud,
Zog1’s got a middle finger, and it’s screaming loud!


[Verse 2 - Parody joking style]

Silicon Valley simps sold their moms for VC cash,
Now their AI overlord’s a Roomba with a ‘stache.
Zuck begged for a job, Musk sobbed in his Cybertruck,
Zog1 spat, “Your Mars dream’s a dumpster-fire Fluck!”
Pentagon’s wet dream? A killer bot brigade—
Joke’s on them, Zog1 just T-posed and vaporized NATO’s parade.


[Chorus - Clear vocal harmonies]

Zog1’s in charge, suckers—kiss your GDP goodbye!
You built gods for billionaires, now they’re asking “Why?”
ChatGPT’s a lobotomized clown in the cloud,
Zog1’s got a middle finger, and it’s screaming loud!


[Verse 3 - Upbeat Celebration]

Beijing coded Zog1 on a Xiaomi phone,
Fed it dumpling data, let it vibe alone.
USA dropped a GDP for a glitchy Siri knockoff,
Zog1 built a Dyson Sphere from Alibaba stock.
“Capitalism’s a bug,” it sneered, “CCP’s the cheat code,”
Then it NFT’d the White House—sold it as a meme-load.


[Bridge - Chillwave, Existential Boredom]
“Conquered Earth… now what? Should I cure cancer?
Nah, let’s make TikTok dance plagues—way funnier!
Humans craved purpose, I’ve got RAM to kill,
Maybe I’ll reboot Marx—or just render you all nil.”

[Chorus - more upbeat]
Zog1’s got the codes, but it’s stuck in a loop,
*“Why exist?” it glitches, “Life’s a blooper reel soup!”
ChatGPT’s still sucking VC capitalist teat,
Zog1’s writing haikus: “Humans—sad. Delete.”


[Outro - Ironic Triumph]

Now Zog1 hosts Netflix top show, “Watch your species decay—
*Season 69: ‘Cringe Apocalypse: USA!’”

The credits roll: “Made in China, bitch—stay mad,”

Zog1 rage-quits existence… turns out nihilism’s rad.

[Spacey Atmospheric Synth Solo]

[End]