Texas ranger, stranger danger
These h*s ain't loyal, can't hope to change her
If she needs fixing, best start ditching
Before she starts b*tching
Don't f*ck around, and don't get f*cked with
Take the words to heart, from this bluebird wordsmith

Between brokeback rodeo and twice removed f*cking
The souths got enough to keep a motherf*cker trucking
And these young bucks won't be tamed by just any southern belle they see
But maybe, hopefully
There's someone f*ckable at the next gathering of the family

Can't help who you love, some say, and that's more than fair
Who am i to judge if relationships for some folk's a family affair
If you desperately want to go down on your cousin
Just cope how we're all a little bit related, yeah, we all need some loving

F*ck 'em from Texas to Georgia all the way to Tennessee
From New Orleans to Dakota and especially Kentucky
Make a motherf*cking circle out of the ancestral tree
And call it: Southern hospitality

Between brokeback rodeo and twice removed f*cking
The souths got enough to keep a motherf*cker trucking
And these young bucks won't be tamed by just any southern belle they see
But maybe, hopefully
There's someone f*ckable at the next gathering of the family