🌸 歌词背景故事｜《我要穿越回去唐代》

在现代都市的霓虹下，一个胖女孩站在健身房的落地镜前。她努力收紧小腹，却发现自己永远追不上“人鱼线”的标准。朋友圈里全是马甲线、马甲背，她却因为圆润的身材被嘲笑为“不自律”“好吃懒做”。压力和焦虑，让她一度怀疑：难道圆润就等于失败？某天，她在博物馆里看见一幅唐代仕女图。画中的女子丰腴华贵，衣袂飘飘，笑容自信，神态从容。那一刻，她仿佛听见唐代的声音在说：“在我们那个盛世，丰满就是美，雍容就是雅，自信就是最好的姿态。” 于是，她在脑海里幻想自己穿越回唐代, 穿上宽袍大袖，画上花钿浓妆，跳胡旋舞，吃荔枝，做一回杨贵妃。在那个年代，她不用控制卡路里，不必被身材绑架，更不必为所谓的“自律”而压抑自己。她可以肆意大笑，可以自由起舞，可以堂堂正正说一句：👉 “我要穿越回去唐代呀！”

🌸 Background Story｜Back to the Tang Dynasty

Under the neon lights of a modern city, a chubby girl stands in front of the gym’s full-length mirror.
She tries hard to hold in her belly, but realizes she can never catch up with the “mermaid line” standard.
On social media, everyone shows off flat abs and perfect muscle tone, while she is mocked as “lazy” and “undisciplined” for her round figure. The pressure and anxiety make her wonder: Does being plump really mean being a failure? One day, she sees an ancient Tang Dynasty painting in a museum. The women in the artwork are full-figured and graceful, dressed in flowing robes, adorned with bright makeup, radiating confidence and ease. At that moment, she seems to hear a voice from the Tang Dynasty whispering: “In our time, fullness was beauty, elegance was power, and confidence was the truest charm.” So she imagines herself traveling back, wearing wide-sleeved gowns, painting her face with flower motifs, dancing the Hu Xuan whirl, and eating lychees like Empress Yang. In that world, she doesn’t need to count calories, doesn’t need to shrink herself to fit into tight clothes, and doesn’t need to suffer under the name of “discipline.” She can laugh freely, move boldly, and proudly declare:
👉 “I want to travel back to the Tang Dynasty!”

【Intro】
医生说我BMI爆啦，
(The doctor says my BMI’s too high, ah)
网友说我懒得动只会吃啊。
(Netizens say I’m lazy, just eat and sigh, ah)
哎呀，管他啦!
(Oh well, who cares, ha!)
我直接穿越回唐代哈！
(I’ll time-travel straight back to Tang, ha!)

【Verse 1】
现代流行人鱼线啊，
(Nowadays it’s all about abs so fine, ah)
低脂紧身勒到傻。
(Low-fat diets, tight clothes squeeze till I’m dazed, ah)
自拍修图P到炸，
(Selfies photoshopped till they almost explode, ah)
健身房里拼命刷。
(In the gym, they grind and crash, ah)
我一抬头荔枝在喊：
(I look up, lychees call my name, ah)
“来吧来吧来吧！”
(“Come on, come on, come on!”)

【Chorus】
我要穿越回去唐代啊！
(I wanna travel back to the Tang Dynasty, ah!)
做杨贵妃每天吃荔枝呀！
(Be Yang Guifei, eat lychees every day, ah!)
丰腴就是富贵啦，圆润就是优雅，
(Plumpness is wealth, roundness is grace, ah!)
雍容华贵笑哈哈！
(Regal and grand, I laugh ha-ha!)

(再来一句)
(Sing it again!)
我要穿越回去唐代啊！
(I wanna travel back to the Tang Dynasty, ah!)
不减肥也能有人爱呀！
(Even without dieting, I’ll still be loved, ah!)
不用人鱼线啦，照样万人夸，
(No need for abs, still adored by all, ah!)
美得自信大喇喇！
(Beautiful and bold, confident la-la!)

【Verse 2】
唐代姑娘真潇洒，
(Tang girls were free and full of flair, ah!)
宽袍大袖风里飒。
(Wide robes flowing in the air, ah!)
花钿一抹红如霞，
(A flower mark bright as the rosy sky, ah!)
浓妆出场全城夸。
(In bold makeup, the whole city sighs, ah!)
卡路里丢到天边啦，
(Calories thrown to the sky, ah!)
跳个胡旋舞笑掉牙。
(Spin a Hu Xuan dance, laugh till I cry, ah!)

【Chorus】
我要穿越回去唐代啊！
(I wanna travel back to the Tang Dynasty, ah!)
做杨贵妃每天吃荔枝呀！
(Be Yang Guifei, eat lychees every day, ah!)
丰腴就是富贵啦，圆润就是优雅，
(Plumpness is wealth, roundness is grace, ah!)
雍容华贵笑哈哈！
(Regal and grand, I laugh ha-ha!)

（大家一起喊）
(Everybody shout together!)
我要穿越回去唐代啊！
(I wanna travel back to the Tang Dynasty, ah!)
不减肥也能有人爱呀！
(Even without dieting, I’ll still be loved, ah!)
不用人鱼线啦，照样万人夸，
(No need for abs, still adored by all, ah!)
美得自信大喇喇！
(Beautiful and bold, confident la-la!)

【Bridge】
现代说：胖是罪吧？
(Modern times say: being fat’s a sin, huh?)
唐代说：多吃一碗才对呀！
(Tang times say: have another bowl, that’s the way, ah!)
现代说：要自律啦！
(Modern times say: you must be disciplined, ah!)
唐代说：你开心才最美啊！
(Tang times say: your happiness is beauty, ah!)

【Final Chorus】
穿越去唐代呀！荔枝吃到傻！
(Back to the Tang Dynasty, eat lychees till I’m dazed!)
大气自然笑哈哈！
(Grand and natural, laughing ha-ha!)
做一回贵妃啊，做自己潇洒，
(Be a noble consort, live my life with flair, ah!)
生命力就是最美的火花！
(Life itself is the most beautiful spark, ah!)