这天下谁爱要谁要 Whoever Wants the World Can Have It
Chinese Female Comedy Pop, Stand-up Musical Style, Talk Singing, Humorous Acoustic Pop, Live Comedy Club Energy, witty conversational vocals, audience laughter ambience, playful storytelling, emotional comedy anthem, relatable female office life, sarcastic but warm, catchy chorus, musical stand-up vibe, modern urban humor
kaixin992025·5:46
5:46
这天下谁爱要谁要 Whoever Wants the World Can Have It
Chinese Female Comedy Pop, Stand-up Musical Style, Talk Singing, Humorous Acoustic Pop, Live Comedy Club Energy, witty conversational vocals, audience laughter ambience, playful storytelling, emotional comedy anthem, relatable female office life, sarcastic but warm, catchy chorus, musical stand-up vibe, modern urban humor
Creator: kaixin992025Release Date: May 14, 2026
Lyrics
这首歌是应 Johnny Huang 的《这天下到底是谁的》歌曲接龙活动而创作。
This song was created as part of @Johnny Huang’s “Who Does This World Belong To?” song chain challenge.
这一次，
我选择用脱口秀音乐的方式，
把《三国》唱成现代成年人职场的日常。
This time, I chose to turn the world of the Three Kingdoms into a modern adult's workplace survival story through musical stand-up comedy.
《这天下谁爱要谁要》
“Whoever Wants the World Can Have It”
送给每一个努力生活的你。
Dedicated to everyone trying their best to live through life.
天下很大，
输赢很多。
The world is huge, and life is full of wins and losses.
但愿我们都还能
笑着走下去。
But no matter what happens,
may we still keep walking forward with a smile.
**********歌词/ lyrics**********
【Intro】
各位好
今早我听了一首《这天下是谁的》。
后来发现：
三国根本不是什么历史故事。
那是中国最早的职场真人秀。
真的。
有人负责创业，
有人负责通宵，
有人负责恋爱上头到疯掉，
还有人负责
活得比老板还要老。
“欸，对了，
那个人是我。”
【Verse 1】
刘备像创业老总
失败八次还在冲
朋友圈里天天都写：
“新的蓝图正在弄”
最强不是会武功
是他情绪特别浓
看到人才先哽咽：
“兄弟陪我一起冲！”
一边落泪一边哄
一边融资一边冲
别人靠着 KPI
他靠眼泪拉股东
【Hook】
这天下谁爱要谁要
我只想要睡个好觉
昨天还在拜把喝高
今天群聊全部退掉
这天下谁爱要谁要
成年人统统累到爆
诸葛亮还熬到破晓
曹操半夜继续发飙
【Talk Section】
张飞这个人哦，
放在现代公司，
一定是那种
能力超强，
但 HR 最想他离职的员工。
真的。
每次部门开会，
HR 都会很委婉地说：
“我们公司非常重视情绪管理……”
翻译一下就是：
“张飞你冷静一点。”
他平常没事的时候还好，
一喝酒，
整个办公室警报器都响。
“谁动我电脑？！”
“谁改我PPT？！”
“谁吃我冰箱里的雪糕？！”
全部人立刻：
“没有没有没有哥你先坐下”
结果最气人的是：
第二天他又会买早餐回来。
“昨天不好意思啦，
我最近压力有点大。”
你以为老板会开除他？
不会。
因为月底业绩一出来
第一名，
还是他。
【Verse 2】
关羽真的很特别
别人都在拼人脉
只有他天天低头
研究春秋和气概
大家都学怎么赚
怎么升职跑得快
只有他还在琢磨
做人怎样才不坏
结果后来才明白
整个乱世最难卖
不是黄金不是地
是“义气”两个字还在
【Hook】
这天下谁爱要谁要
我只想今天睡好觉
有人天天争第一
有人偷偷吃胃药
这天下谁爱要谁要
我先回家洗个澡
吕布为了谈恋爱
兄弟感情全放倒
【Talk Section】
小时候觉得曹操是坏人。
长大以后发现：
曹操不像坏人。
像老板。
凌晨三点还在线。
员工问：
“老板你怎么还不睡？”
曹操：
“我睡了，
公司怎么办？”
然后自己头风发作。
你看
这哪是什么曹丞相。
这分明是
全年无休加强版老板相。
【Verse 3】
孙权像个富二代
接班压力特别大
别人继承是家产
他接焦虑和骂话
天天有人在耳边：
“你哥当年多能打”
这种成长环境里
谁能心理没点疤
吕布就是恋爱咖
武力直接顶配卡
貂蝉只要眨个眼
兄弟马上不认啦
【Bridge】
最佩服是诸葛亮
像那种总监一样
别人下班关电脑
他还通宵改方向
老板天天追着讲：
“这个项目能不能闯？”
孔明摇着小羽扇：
“下周直接上战场。”
结果熬了好多场
方案改到快绝望
六次上线都没响
人先累到快投降
【Slow Talk】
但真正狠的人
其实是司马懿
平常低调不出声
安静像在摸鱼里
开会永远：“我都行。”
聚餐永远：“你们定。”
KPI？“别着急。”
结果一路熬到底
最后公司归他名。
【Final Hook】
这天下谁爱要谁要
我只想今天睡好觉
历史翻了几千朝
大家烦恼没变少
这天下谁输谁笑
最后都得吃药膏
有人拼命当英豪
有人只想请病假条
这天下谁爱吵谁吵
我先快乐最重要
反正明天太阳照
老板照样会迟到
【Outro】
三国不是玩权谋
根本就是成年人
大型崩溃现场秀
有人嘴硬装很牛
有人硬撑不低头
有人半夜四处溜
有人白天还发愁
昨天还在拜把酒
今天群聊没人吼
所以天下归谁有
其实没人能参透
但黑眼圈这玩意
肯定大家都会有。
【Intro】
Hey everyone.
This morning I heard a song called
“Who Does This World Belong To?”
And then I realized:
The Three Kingdoms
was never really a history story.
It was China’s very first
office reality show.
Seriously.
Some people were busy building startups,
some were surviving all-nighters,
some fell in love so hard
their brain completely logged out,
and some people somehow
managed to outlive every single boss.
“…Oh right.
That last one is me.”
【Verse 1】
Liu Bei was like a startup CEO,
failed eight times, still yelling “LET’S GO”
Every day on social media:
“Big new vision coming soon bro”
His real skill wasn’t martial arts,
it was emotional damage support
Saw a talented person and instantly cried:
“Brother… come build dreams with us!”
Crying while motivating staff,
crying while raising investor cash
Other people relied on KPI charts,
he used tears to secure the shareholders fast
【Hook】
Whoever wants the world can take it all,
I just wanna sleep tonight, that’s all
Yesterday we toasted like sworn blood bros,
today the group chat suddenly got closed
Whoever wants the throne can go ahead,
all adults are basically sleep deprived
Zhuge Liang still awake at sunrise,
Cao Cao rage-texting at 3AM online
【Talk Section】
Zhang Fei in a modern company?
Oh, HR would fear him.
He’d definitely be that employee who:
hits the highest sales numbers,
but also makes HR question their career choices.
Every meeting HR would say:
“We deeply value emotional regulation in this company…”
Translation:
“Zhang Fei please calm down.”
Normally he’s okay.
But the moment alcohol enters his bloodstream?
Office DEFCON 1.
“WHO TOUCHED MY COMPUTER?!”
“WHO EDITED MY POWERPOINT?!”
“WHO ATE MY ICE CREAM?!”
Everyone immediately:
“No no no bro sit down please relax.”
And the most annoying part?
Next morning he buys breakfast for everyone.
“Sorry guys…
I’ve just been stressed lately.”
You think the boss would fire him?
Absolutely not.
Because when the monthly sales report comes out
he’s still Number One.
【Verse 2】
Guan Yu was kinda different,
while everybody else chased connections,
he spent his time studying history books
and trying to understand honor.
Everybody learned:
“How to get rich”
“How to get promoted”
“How to climb faster”
Only Guan Yu kept asking:
“How do I stay a good person?”
And later everyone realized
in chaotic times,
the rarest thing to sell
wasn’t gold,
wasn’t land,
it was loyalty.
【Hook】
Whoever wants the world can take it all,
I just wanna sleep well tonight
Some people fight to be Number One,
some secretly survive on stomach pills at night
Whoever wants the throne can keep the crown,
I’m just going home to shower now
Lu Bu fell too hard in love,
and threw all the brotherhood out
【Talk Section】
As kids,
we thought Cao Cao was the villain.
As adults?
Cao Cao doesn’t feel like a villain anymore.
He feels like…
the boss.
Online at 3AM.
Employee:
“Boss why are you still awake?”
Cao Cao:
“If I sleep…
who runs the company?”
Then immediately gets a migraine.
You see?
That’s not Prime Minister Cao anymore.
That’s
Premium Unlimited Corporate Boss Edition.
【Verse 3】
Sun Quan was basically a rich kid,
but inheritance pressure hit HARD.
Other people inherited money.
He inherited anxiety and criticism.
Every day someone whispered:
“Your brother was way more impressive.”
Honestly,
growing up like that?
No wonder the man needed therapy.
Meanwhile Lu Bu?
Certified romance addict.
Maxed-out combat stats,
zero emotional resistance.
Diao Chan just blinked once
and suddenly:
“Brotherhood? Never heard of it.”
【Bridge】
Honestly the most impressive one
was Zhuge Liang.
Basically a project director.
Everyone else logs off work,
he’s still fixing strategy slides at 2AM.
Boss keeps asking:
“Can this project succeed or not?!”
Zhuge Liang waving his little feather fan:
“We launch next week.
Straight into battle.”
After too many sleepless nights,
too many revised proposals,
six failed launches later
the campaign still flopped,
and the man himself nearly crashed first.
【Slow Talk】
But the truly terrifying one?
Sima Yi.
Quiet.
Low profile.
Never talks much.
Looks like he’s secretly slacking off.
Meetings?
“I’m okay with anything.”
Dinner plans?
“You guys decide.”
KPI?
“No rush.”
And somehow…
he survives everybody.
Then one day you wake up
and the whole company belongs to him.
【Final Hook】
Whoever wants the world can take it all,
I just wanna sleep tonight
Thousands of years have passed,
human stress levels still not alright
Who wins, who loses, who becomes king
in the end everybody needs medicated cream
Some people chase glory all their life,
some people just want one medical leave slip signed
Whoever wants to argue can keep arguing,
I choose happiness first tonight
Because tomorrow morning,
the sun still rises
and the boss will still arrive late.
【Outro】
The Three Kingdoms wasn’t really political warfare.
It was basically:
Adults having public emotional breakdowns.
Some people pretend they’re tough,
some keep surviving out of pure stubbornness,
some wander around at midnight stressed,
some wake up already anxious.
Yesterday:
sworn brothers drinking together.
Today:
silent group chats.
So who does the world really belong to?
Honestly
nobody knows.
But one thing is certain:
everybody gets dark circles eventually.
This song was created as part of @Johnny Huang’s “Who Does This World Belong To?” song chain challenge.
这一次，
我选择用脱口秀音乐的方式，
把《三国》唱成现代成年人职场的日常。
This time, I chose to turn the world of the Three Kingdoms into a modern adult's workplace survival story through musical stand-up comedy.
《这天下谁爱要谁要》
“Whoever Wants the World Can Have It”
送给每一个努力生活的你。
Dedicated to everyone trying their best to live through life.
天下很大，
输赢很多。
The world is huge, and life is full of wins and losses.
但愿我们都还能
笑着走下去。
But no matter what happens,
may we still keep walking forward with a smile.
**********歌词/ lyrics**********
【Intro】
各位好
今早我听了一首《这天下是谁的》。
后来发现：
三国根本不是什么历史故事。
那是中国最早的职场真人秀。
真的。
有人负责创业，
有人负责通宵，
有人负责恋爱上头到疯掉，
还有人负责
活得比老板还要老。
“欸，对了，
那个人是我。”
【Verse 1】
刘备像创业老总
失败八次还在冲
朋友圈里天天都写：
“新的蓝图正在弄”
最强不是会武功
是他情绪特别浓
看到人才先哽咽：
“兄弟陪我一起冲！”
一边落泪一边哄
一边融资一边冲
别人靠着 KPI
他靠眼泪拉股东
【Hook】
这天下谁爱要谁要
我只想要睡个好觉
昨天还在拜把喝高
今天群聊全部退掉
这天下谁爱要谁要
成年人统统累到爆
诸葛亮还熬到破晓
曹操半夜继续发飙
【Talk Section】
张飞这个人哦，
放在现代公司，
一定是那种
能力超强，
但 HR 最想他离职的员工。
真的。
每次部门开会，
HR 都会很委婉地说：
“我们公司非常重视情绪管理……”
翻译一下就是：
“张飞你冷静一点。”
他平常没事的时候还好，
一喝酒，
整个办公室警报器都响。
“谁动我电脑？！”
“谁改我PPT？！”
“谁吃我冰箱里的雪糕？！”
全部人立刻：
“没有没有没有哥你先坐下”
结果最气人的是：
第二天他又会买早餐回来。
“昨天不好意思啦，
我最近压力有点大。”
你以为老板会开除他？
不会。
因为月底业绩一出来
第一名，
还是他。
【Verse 2】
关羽真的很特别
别人都在拼人脉
只有他天天低头
研究春秋和气概
大家都学怎么赚
怎么升职跑得快
只有他还在琢磨
做人怎样才不坏
结果后来才明白
整个乱世最难卖
不是黄金不是地
是“义气”两个字还在
【Hook】
这天下谁爱要谁要
我只想今天睡好觉
有人天天争第一
有人偷偷吃胃药
这天下谁爱要谁要
我先回家洗个澡
吕布为了谈恋爱
兄弟感情全放倒
【Talk Section】
小时候觉得曹操是坏人。
长大以后发现：
曹操不像坏人。
像老板。
凌晨三点还在线。
员工问：
“老板你怎么还不睡？”
曹操：
“我睡了，
公司怎么办？”
然后自己头风发作。
你看
这哪是什么曹丞相。
这分明是
全年无休加强版老板相。
【Verse 3】
孙权像个富二代
接班压力特别大
别人继承是家产
他接焦虑和骂话
天天有人在耳边：
“你哥当年多能打”
这种成长环境里
谁能心理没点疤
吕布就是恋爱咖
武力直接顶配卡
貂蝉只要眨个眼
兄弟马上不认啦
【Bridge】
最佩服是诸葛亮
像那种总监一样
别人下班关电脑
他还通宵改方向
老板天天追着讲：
“这个项目能不能闯？”
孔明摇着小羽扇：
“下周直接上战场。”
结果熬了好多场
方案改到快绝望
六次上线都没响
人先累到快投降
【Slow Talk】
但真正狠的人
其实是司马懿
平常低调不出声
安静像在摸鱼里
开会永远：“我都行。”
聚餐永远：“你们定。”
KPI？“别着急。”
结果一路熬到底
最后公司归他名。
【Final Hook】
这天下谁爱要谁要
我只想今天睡好觉
历史翻了几千朝
大家烦恼没变少
这天下谁输谁笑
最后都得吃药膏
有人拼命当英豪
有人只想请病假条
这天下谁爱吵谁吵
我先快乐最重要
反正明天太阳照
老板照样会迟到
【Outro】
三国不是玩权谋
根本就是成年人
大型崩溃现场秀
有人嘴硬装很牛
有人硬撑不低头
有人半夜四处溜
有人白天还发愁
昨天还在拜把酒
今天群聊没人吼
所以天下归谁有
其实没人能参透
但黑眼圈这玩意
肯定大家都会有。
【Intro】
Hey everyone.
This morning I heard a song called
“Who Does This World Belong To?”
And then I realized:
The Three Kingdoms
was never really a history story.
It was China’s very first
office reality show.
Seriously.
Some people were busy building startups,
some were surviving all-nighters,
some fell in love so hard
their brain completely logged out,
and some people somehow
managed to outlive every single boss.
“…Oh right.
That last one is me.”
【Verse 1】
Liu Bei was like a startup CEO,
failed eight times, still yelling “LET’S GO”
Every day on social media:
“Big new vision coming soon bro”
His real skill wasn’t martial arts,
it was emotional damage support
Saw a talented person and instantly cried:
“Brother… come build dreams with us!”
Crying while motivating staff,
crying while raising investor cash
Other people relied on KPI charts,
he used tears to secure the shareholders fast
【Hook】
Whoever wants the world can take it all,
I just wanna sleep tonight, that’s all
Yesterday we toasted like sworn blood bros,
today the group chat suddenly got closed
Whoever wants the throne can go ahead,
all adults are basically sleep deprived
Zhuge Liang still awake at sunrise,
Cao Cao rage-texting at 3AM online
【Talk Section】
Zhang Fei in a modern company?
Oh, HR would fear him.
He’d definitely be that employee who:
hits the highest sales numbers,
but also makes HR question their career choices.
Every meeting HR would say:
“We deeply value emotional regulation in this company…”
Translation:
“Zhang Fei please calm down.”
Normally he’s okay.
But the moment alcohol enters his bloodstream?
Office DEFCON 1.
“WHO TOUCHED MY COMPUTER?!”
“WHO EDITED MY POWERPOINT?!”
“WHO ATE MY ICE CREAM?!”
Everyone immediately:
“No no no bro sit down please relax.”
And the most annoying part?
Next morning he buys breakfast for everyone.
“Sorry guys…
I’ve just been stressed lately.”
You think the boss would fire him?
Absolutely not.
Because when the monthly sales report comes out
he’s still Number One.
【Verse 2】
Guan Yu was kinda different,
while everybody else chased connections,
he spent his time studying history books
and trying to understand honor.
Everybody learned:
“How to get rich”
“How to get promoted”
“How to climb faster”
Only Guan Yu kept asking:
“How do I stay a good person?”
And later everyone realized
in chaotic times,
the rarest thing to sell
wasn’t gold,
wasn’t land,
it was loyalty.
【Hook】
Whoever wants the world can take it all,
I just wanna sleep well tonight
Some people fight to be Number One,
some secretly survive on stomach pills at night
Whoever wants the throne can keep the crown,
I’m just going home to shower now
Lu Bu fell too hard in love,
and threw all the brotherhood out
【Talk Section】
As kids,
we thought Cao Cao was the villain.
As adults?
Cao Cao doesn’t feel like a villain anymore.
He feels like…
the boss.
Online at 3AM.
Employee:
“Boss why are you still awake?”
Cao Cao:
“If I sleep…
who runs the company?”
Then immediately gets a migraine.
You see?
That’s not Prime Minister Cao anymore.
That’s
Premium Unlimited Corporate Boss Edition.
【Verse 3】
Sun Quan was basically a rich kid,
but inheritance pressure hit HARD.
Other people inherited money.
He inherited anxiety and criticism.
Every day someone whispered:
“Your brother was way more impressive.”
Honestly,
growing up like that?
No wonder the man needed therapy.
Meanwhile Lu Bu?
Certified romance addict.
Maxed-out combat stats,
zero emotional resistance.
Diao Chan just blinked once
and suddenly:
“Brotherhood? Never heard of it.”
【Bridge】
Honestly the most impressive one
was Zhuge Liang.
Basically a project director.
Everyone else logs off work,
he’s still fixing strategy slides at 2AM.
Boss keeps asking:
“Can this project succeed or not?!”
Zhuge Liang waving his little feather fan:
“We launch next week.
Straight into battle.”
After too many sleepless nights,
too many revised proposals,
six failed launches later
the campaign still flopped,
and the man himself nearly crashed first.
【Slow Talk】
But the truly terrifying one?
Sima Yi.
Quiet.
Low profile.
Never talks much.
Looks like he’s secretly slacking off.
Meetings?
“I’m okay with anything.”
Dinner plans?
“You guys decide.”
KPI?
“No rush.”
And somehow…
he survives everybody.
Then one day you wake up
and the whole company belongs to him.
【Final Hook】
Whoever wants the world can take it all,
I just wanna sleep tonight
Thousands of years have passed,
human stress levels still not alright
Who wins, who loses, who becomes king
in the end everybody needs medicated cream
Some people chase glory all their life,
some people just want one medical leave slip signed
Whoever wants to argue can keep arguing,
I choose happiness first tonight
Because tomorrow morning,
the sun still rises
and the boss will still arrive late.
【Outro】
The Three Kingdoms wasn’t really political warfare.
It was basically:
Adults having public emotional breakdowns.
Some people pretend they’re tough,
some keep surviving out of pure stubbornness,
some wander around at midnight stressed,
some wake up already anxious.
Yesterday:
sworn brothers drinking together.
Today:
silent group chats.
So who does the world really belong to?
Honestly
nobody knows.
But one thing is certain:
everybody gets dark circles eventually.