[Spoken: Villain Voice]
"Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?"
[Spoken: Servant Voice]
"An obscure animal from the planet Earth, sire."

CATS! Me-oowww!
Masters of the universe!
CATS! Me-oowww!
He'll scratch everyone of us!

"Seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary purrs."
"The litter box... is full."
"Only a creature this fluffy can save us!"

(He's for everyone of us!)
(Stand for everyone of us!)
(He saved with a mighty paw!)
(Every man, every woman, every child, with a mighty...)
MEOW!

[Chorus]
CATS! Me-oowww!
He's a furry miracle!
CATS! Me-oowww!
King of the impossible!

[Bridge]
"This morning! I found a dead mouse... in my shoe!"
[Spoken: Villain Voice]
"Pathetic earthling! Feed me! Or I shall destroy the sofa!"

(Just a cat!)
(With a man's courage!)
(You know he's nothing but a cat!)
(And he can never fail!)
(No one but the pure of heart may find the Golden Treat!)
(Oh... oh... oh... oh...)

[Chorus]
CATS! Me-oowww!
Masters of the universe!
CATS! Me-oowww!
He'll scratch everyone of us!

[Outro]
CATS! Me-oowww!
[Spoken: Villain Voice]
"What do you mean... 'out of tuna'?"
CATS! Me-oowww!