© Copyright 2025 AineOmniOs & Cloacina & Potoo-phonic Peacock Pop & SonicSketch & YandereAosh

Cook by:
AineOmniOS
Cloacina
Potoo-phonic Peacock Pop
SonicSketch
Yandere Aosh

Special Guest:
LemonRain

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Need some meat in your mouth
Well open up wide-
Tacos de lengua...tongue on your tongue
Take it inside...now it's begun.

-> taco (fllp!) taco

[Intense Cello Solo Build]
[Hook]
Traditional or American, pick your choice
Official white fluff pelican
[builds]

You want it messy and neat,
or spicy and sweet?
I can give you it special order,
If you get me across the border

[Pre-Chorus]
Would you rather pass me that little lemon?
[perfect glitch] bobobobo bo-o-O-Order!

[Chorus]
Squeeze it right, let the juices run,
Citrus bite, now the heat’s begun...
Fold it tight, take a taste, don’t waste,
One more bite, let’s pick up the pace!

If its a little sour, its full of such power,
Cause it's yellow and will make you one happy fellow

[perfect glitch] bobobobo bo-o-O-Order lemon!

[Post-Chorus]
[Elegant Female Choir]
Oooooo....
Ahhh-Eeeeee..Yaaaa....
Lululululululul-lululululu...ya

[Bridge]
BACON, BACON, Slap me like a honey ham!
LEMON, LEMON, Squeeze me like a sponge cake
-but please no fake cake.
(I'll go for real take)

So we are cooking in the kitchen
not just looking and no bitchin'
what?! Look who's late,
Well, that's fate
[wobble stunt SFX (wrzzp) (flpp)]

Kick it like Snoop Dogg and Betty Crocker
[Bass drop]

Who both bought better butter to put it in the locker

[Spoken]
Using an electric whisk beat the butter and sugar together until pale and fluffy. Crack the eggs in one at a time and whisk well, scraping down the sides of the bowl after each addition. Add the lemon zest, vanilla, flour, milk and a pinch of salt. Whisk until just combined then divide the mixture between the two tins.

[perfect glitch] A-A-a-a o-o-O-O!

[Breakdown]

[Tempo Slows Down]

[Kulning]

Haaaaaaaaiiiiiiii, Oooooooooo...
Aaaaaraaaaaaaaa, Hooooooooooooriiiiii...
Hiiiiiiriiiiiiriiiii, Aaaaaaaaeeeeeee...

[Explosion Fire Sfx]
[Hook]
Bake in the centre of the oven for 25-30 mins until a skewer inserted into the middle of each cake comes out clean
and use that time in between
So, hey man,
I ask again:

You want it messy and neat,
or spicy and sweet?
I can give you it special order,
If you get me across the border

Skrrrrrt!

[progressive cyber SFX (tic) (tic) (zzp)]

[Pre-Chorus]
Would you rather pass me that little lemon?
[perfect glitch] bobobobo bo-o-O-Order!

Well... I'm not so sure, what we do cook....

[Chorus]
Squeeze it right, let the juices run,
Citrus bite, now the heat’s begun...
Fold it tight, take a taste, don’t waste,
One more bite, let’s pick up the pace!

If its a little sour, its full of such power,


Cause it's yellow and will make you one happy fellow

[perfect glitch] bobobobo bo-o-O-Order lemon!

[Post-Chorus]
[Elegant Female Choir]
Oooooo....
Ahhh-Eeeeee..Yaaaa....
Nyah-Nyah-Nyah,Nyah-Nyah-Nyah,Nyah-Nyah-Nyah...Ewww...

[Outro]
Ahh f*ck it, im just gonna order chinese instead
even if im gonna be hungry in an hour again
(and dang! repair that fan. It's as hot as it can get)
[Door Slam Sfx]
[End]