
同學會逃避手冊
2014 Lo-Fi Indie Rock Track In E♭ Major At ~85 Bpm With A Laid-Back, Jangly Groove. Built On Jazzy, Slightly Detuned Guitar Chords: Verses Use E♭Maj7–Gm7–A♭Maj7 Progressions With Dreamy Chord Voicings And Chorus Pivots Around Cmin7 And F7, Giving A Subtly Melancholic Yet Breezy Feel. Guitars Are Chorus-Soaked, Clean-Toned, And Slightly Warbly, Creating A Nostalgic, Tape-Warped Atmosphere. Drums Are Soft, Dry, And Close-Mic’d—Simple Kick-Snare-Hat Groove With Brushed Textures. Bass Is Melodic And Warm, Often Sliding Between Notes With Loose Timing. Vocals Are In A Light Baritone Range, Around B2–G4, Sung With A Lazy, Conversational Tone In A West Coast North American Accent. The Voice Is Breathy, Intimate, And Subtly Pitch-Wavering, Often Doubling Itself And Panned Wide For Stereo Depth. Delivery Is Relaxed, Slightly Behind The Beat, With Soft Consonants And Natural Phrasing, Sometimes Slurring Into Notes. Production Is Analog-Inspired: Saturated, Slightly Hissy, And Lo-Fi, With Mellow

同學會逃避手冊
2014 Lo-Fi Indie Rock Track In E♭ Major At ~85 Bpm With A Laid-Back, Jangly Groove. Built On Jazzy, Slightly Detuned Guitar Chords: Verses Use E♭Maj7–Gm7–A♭Maj7 Progressions With Dreamy Chord Voicings And Chorus Pivots Around Cmin7 And F7, Giving A Subtly Melancholic Yet Breezy Feel. Guitars Are Chorus-Soaked, Clean-Toned, And Slightly Warbly, Creating A Nostalgic, Tape-Warped Atmosphere. Drums Are Soft, Dry, And Close-Mic’d—Simple Kick-Snare-Hat Groove With Brushed Textures. Bass Is Melodic And Warm, Often Sliding Between Notes With Loose Timing. Vocals Are In A Light Baritone Range, Around B2–G4, Sung With A Lazy, Conversational Tone In A West Coast North American Accent. The Voice Is Breathy, Intimate, And Subtly Pitch-Wavering, Often Doubling Itself And Panned Wide For Stereo Depth. Delivery Is Relaxed, Slightly Behind The Beat, With Soft Consonants And Natural Phrasing, Sometimes Slurring Into Notes. Production Is Analog-Inspired: Saturated, Slightly Hissy, And Lo-Fi, With Mellow
Lyrics
手機又震 熟悉的群組
班長點名 像催命符
我盯著行程 腦袋直接當機
其實我的理由
已經排到下輩子去
[Pre-Chorus]
我其實不忙 只是真的不想
二倍速刷完你們的日常
雲端乾杯 隔空敬仰
這就夠了 何必勉強
[Chorus]
不去同學會 理由有一萬個~
不去同學會 理由有一萬個~
第一個 我那天要加班
就算那天是除夕夜
第二個 大家變太正
我怕認錯人 當場社死
第三個 初戀會出現
我那天剛好去打玻尿酸
第四個 我家貓要開畫展
我是牠經紀人 不能翻臉~
不去!不去!不去啦~
理由多到可以出百科
Alexa!Alexa!Alexa~
幫我推掉 全部的邀約!
[Verse 2]
怕他們聊創業 聊買房 聊小孩
誰家又變雙語 誰又買了學區
我只想在家 穿睡褲研究
怎麼把所有通知 一次全關機
[Pre-Chorus]
其實大家都沒變
只是人生越活越累
最體面的社交
就是幫你按個愛心 然後掰掰
[Chorus]
不去同學會 理由有一萬個~
不去同學會 理由有一萬個~
第一個 算命說那天缺「聚」
第二個 太久沒見 留在記憶比較美
第三個 餐廳沒訊號
第四個 我的太空船壞掉~
不去!不去!不去啦~
理由多到可以出百科
Alexa!Alexa!Alexa~
直接幫我 全部拒絕掉!
[Bridge]
MBTI說我 那天隱身模式
靈魂需要 深度重置
與其聽你們聊KPI跟自駕
我寧願跟掃地機器人
來一首二部合聲
[Final Chorus]
其實不去 只有一個理由~
其實不去 只有一個理由~
我那天的靈魂 剛好出國了
不管加班還是初戀會出現
只要我不出席
我就永遠十八歲
不去!不去!不去啦~
相見不如限動互刷
不去!不去!不去啦~
距離真的 比較優雅~
[Outro]
欸…那個誰的小孩
怎麼長得跟班導有點像…
喔沒有啦 我看錯了
按個愛心就好
真的不要見面
距離
比較美
